Former Bookworm Hoodies

Description: Still buying books, just too exhausted to finish them! This 1970s vintage badge design pairs classic reading glasses and an old book with mustard yellow and deep teal hues. A hilarious and relatable nod for former avid readers who now fall asleep on page three.

Description: A thoughtful triceratops leans over an open book beneath the sarcastic line “I READ ABOVE MY GRADE LEVEL DIDN’T GET ME AS FAR IN LIFE AS I HAD HOPED.” A funny and relatable reading dinosaur design for book lovers, bookworms, former gifted kids, teachers, librarians, students, and anyone who appreciates dry academic humor and prehistoric personality.

Description: A detailed crested dinosaur studies an open book at a reading stand, paired with dry humor about reading above grade level and discovering that academic talent did not guarantee adult success. A witty prehistoric reading design for book lovers, bookworms, former gifted kids, librarians, teachers, dinosaur fans, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic literary humor.