Funeral Hoodies

Black skull

If you’re a funeral director, mortician, or death care industry worker — then this clever graphic design is just for you! It makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone who is into embalming, burial, cremation, undertaking, hearse driving, funeral home management, or the dead.

6FT. UNDERWORLD - HEARSE CLUB

Keep on Rollin' baby! As we travel down Death Valley, you can support the podcast by rollin' along with us. Your final destination awaits!

I'll Be the Last To Let You Down - Your Friendly Funeral Director. Funny Undertaker saying for a mortician, embalmer, funeral director or cemetery worker. A classic mortuary joke. I'll Be the Last To Let You Down-Your Friendly Funeral Director, with coffin design. Perfect for a Mortuary Science student, retired funeral director or the funeral home employee room.

I Just Want To Sell Out My Funeral

I Wear Black When I Workout, Its Like A Funeral For My Fat

Bubzilla x All Black Funeral Clown Drop. Something fun for your moms birthday party.

Nothing Scares Me - I am a Mom and a Mortician. Great for any mom mortician, embalmer, funeral director, undertaker or Mortuary Science college student. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder mom who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

Welcome to our Haunted Home, Lily Skull on parchment

Welcome to our Haunted Home, Lily Skull black and white

Coffin Dodger, the ideal gift for the aged, as a joke of course

You are dead to me

Gouache painting of Pink Peonies in the shape of a coffin.

Vobiscum Satanas

A morbid twist on an old saying. Where there's a will, there's a death

Work-out, death humor, ready for the gym. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness. “Professional Deadlifter” with coffin cut-outs in the letters. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner or mortuary transport service.

Wystan Hugh Auden (1907–1973) was one of the essential poets of his generation. He was born in Great Britain and later moved to the United States. Jozef Brodsky thought he was "the greatest mind of the twentieth century". Auden won the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry.

Designed for the coolest of pianist dudes, this Pianosaurus tee features a whimsical piano player graphic that's sure to inspire chuckles. Makes a great funny piano novelty gift for the piano player in your life who loves funny piano tees. These tshirts make great piano recital gifts. If you love the keyboard, whether it is jazz, blues, gothic, romantic, pop, classical or gospel. Wear this funny piano novelty gift at your next concert while you play a melody on your pianoforte

Full color album artwork for Hulder - Godslastering Hymns of a Forlorn Peasantry

Vw camper in black on a sinister night

For those who have a morbid sense of humor

Choose cremation you urned it design for those who take humor in funerals and death.

Six of Crows

Cool text design “Embalmer” weaved with a trocar embalming instrument. Great for any embalmer, mortician, undertaker, Mortuary Science student or graduate.

Primitive Man

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Albedo — an alchemist based in Mondstadt, in the service of the Knights of Favonius. "Genius," "Kreideprinz," or "Captain of the Investigation Team"... Such titles and honors are of no consequence to him when there is so much more research to conduct. The pursuit of fortune and connections cannot hold a candle to his heart's desire — acquiring the limitless, obscure knowledge left behind by previous generations of scholars.

Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.

I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am.

Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.

Gods DRUNKEST Driver. What a great way to remember your better days, that you probably don't remember at all

Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.

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Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.

Funeral directors and cemetery workers will love this funny saying with a coffin design. Perfect for any mortician, cemetery counselor or grave digger. I Will Bury You. Seriously. I Can Totally Handle That For You! with coffin graphic is a fun idea for a Mortuary Science student or graduate with a sense of humor.