Funny Author Hoodies

Because writers deserve their own hashtag... and sophisticated writers wear black.

I write great dialogue. I just can't speak it.

Book Author Design that reads: "Careful Or You'll End Up In My Novel". That's just right for a Novelist who loves writing books.

I write because I don't talk so good. A funny writing quote for introverts and awkward people.

"I Am a Writer anything you say or do may be used in a story is a great gift for all your loved ones who adore books and reading. Such a great gift for birthdays and for the awesome Christmas."

Are you a romance writer? Wear it as a badge of honor!

Funny gift for writers, authors, screenwriters, novelists, playwrights, poets and literature teachers.

A quote by Mark Twain

Who doesn't like tacos of words?! Also available in white graphic for black shirt and other dark-colored merchandise.

Tell your friends --and strangers-- to leave you alone to write without having to say a word!

World's Okayest Writer. Typewriter.

So...let me read please. Also available in black graphic for light-colored shirts such as black shirt, etc.

"I Am a Writer anything you say or do may be used in a story is a great gift for all your loved ones who adore books and reading. Such a great gift for birthdays and for the awesome Christmas."

Go Away I'm Writing is a great gift for all your loved ones who adore books and reading. Such a great gift for birthdays and for the awesome Christmas.

Writing T-Shirt saying The Book was Better. Gift for Readers. Funny mid century typewriter vector illustration.

Writer's Block Defined: When your imaginary friends refuse to talk to you

Who doesn't love shelves full of book?

Ok. I admit it. I sometimes have the humor of a child and often the wisdom. But at some level you have to admit you are laughing, just a little. Just don't laugh too hard or you my pee yourself a little. Have fun and remember to be nice.

Illustration of Franz Kafka funny design

Hey writers... tell em how ya feel

Ghost Writer, Funny Pun :) Buy it now and smile

Perfect appreciation or birthday gift for novel writer or author : Loved one or friend !

Curmudgeonly Fran Lebowitz Quote

"Keep Calm I'm a Journalist" Great Gift for journalists.

Perfect appreciation, birthday or Christmas gift for writer: Loved one or friend !

Writer's block when your imaginary friends won't talk to you - funny writer gift

Write On. Writer, novelist or journalist gift.

Work in Progess - WIP - aren't we all? - a writer esthetic t-shirt / design

For all my beautiful fellow writers...

I am a writer, anything you say or do may be used in a story.

Do Not Disturb.

Writer - typewriter keys - a proud statement piece for all writers

Perfect appreciation or birthday gift for novel writer or author : Loved one or friend !

Actors get the silver screen. Directors get the awards. Producers get the cash. Artists get the recognition. And voice-overs get remembered. Don't mind me. I'm just the Writer.

Perfect appreciation, birthday or Christmas gift for writer: Loved one or friend !