If I Were President Hoodies

Anonymity... it must be preserved (and pronounced).

I am the master...

Get your crab claws out and grab onto these Tees where these two try and Seize the Cheese

jjake and Amired

Classic tee based on the popular 'If I Were You' podcast starring Jake and Amir

If you love Jake and Amir and laser tag, this shirt is for you! Amir's cousin, Leron, owns a Laser Tagery. If you want to prove you're a cool person who spends their time watching internet videos and playing tag with lasers, you should definitely seize this tee!

The many names of Ben Schwartz

The unofficial tee of the internet barrage on TBS pushing them to #greenlightjakeandamir. Buy this shirt to be trendy, cute, and maybe even a little coy.

Now you can finally change from an awkward self-conscious and insecure nerd into a confident, strong, and brave beast in every regard, AKA The Pinch. You can finally be a superhero...sort of.

This shirt commemorates the name with the most possible rhymes and best "songability". It's a reference to the If I Were You podcast with Jake and Amir.

Jake and Amir inspired silhouettes on a moon. It must be made of cheese, because they've seized it.

The most defining characteristic of an advice podcast.

Always remember to seize the d̶a̶y̶ caseum (cheese)! Life motto courtesy of 'Jake and Amir'.