Itchy Hoodies

THE ALIEN talks, THE ALIEN thinks THE ALIEN tells, THE ALIEN says, THE ALIEN sentences. An ongoing series of illustrations whose protagonist is THE ALIEN.

Ask me about my Itchy Bum Funny Bachelor party

Next episode?

Prefect for an alien lover!

Skull, painful itchy rash red, with background.

Condition = Fine.

Now that Inktober is over, Müsnah is back in action. So many idiots to kill, so much time to spare.⁠

An image of an itchy cow having a good old scratch .

Endut! Hoch hech!

Blaze Your Own Trail

No man is a failure who has Wookiees. Happy Life Day!

Itchy...tasty...

Dog with fleas is itching a lot! He has allergies and needs help. The good thing would be the attention of a veterinarian or a good and effective bath.

sally forth! www.jasonwright.art www.jasonwright.arthere is it getting painted http://youtu.be/AqGUK4bF5sg

A Mona Lisa parody design for those who suffer from hay fever and similar allergies.

Show your love for the first survival horror game.

Snitches get Stitches and Itches get Scratches

Itachi surrounded by ravens under the serene glow of moonlight with "Uchiha Itachi" written at the top.

...and all I got was Itchy. Tasty.

Sometimes what you're watching isn't any good!

An illustration of poison ivy leaves with the words: "Don't Touch Me"

Itching that scratch.

Cockroaches running around the words: "You Gotta Love Family".

An original ink drawing of a devil bug. Guaranteed to really make you itch. The ideal gift for your least favourite coworker or friend.

Kintsugui: I got you a kintsugui kit to fix your broken pottery. Careful! The glue is like poison ivy! I’m not a child! OMG! I understand it being on your hands, but on your junk too? I had to pee. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

May 19, 1998 Fever gone but itchy. Hungry and eat doggy food. Itchy itchy Scott came. Ugly face so killed him. Tasty. 4 Itchy. Tasty.

You look like you've got something to say.

Weekend mom

Mosquito bite with blood.

Kintsugui: I got you a kintsugui kit to fix your broken pottery. Careful! The glue is like poison ivy! I’m not a child! OMG! I understand it being on your hands, but on your junk too? I had to pee. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

This catshirt features a cute cat cartoon design that is perfect for any cat lover or cat mom. The cute cat drawing will bring a smile to your face every time you wear it. It's a great gift for a birthday, holiday, anniversary, or just as a day-to-day wardrobe staple. The kawaii design is sure to be a hit with any cat owner. Show off your love for your feline friends with this cute and stylish catshirt.

PLEASE NOTE: All products in this shop are designed, owned, and copyright of EndlessEmporium. Please do not use my images or shop name without my permission. Design Description: Third plague of Passover, doodle of lice bugs.

Cat and mouse fighting

Snakes and spiders

From the episode "The Day the Violence Died" of The Simpsons.

The cat lost its head