Kevin Smith Hoodies

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

Jay and silent bob

Dave and Jason strike an iconic pose at a famous video store location.

Snooch to the nooch

True story.

Clerks 3 poster in the style of the animated series

Small time dealer putting together a crew...

Show your love of Jay and Silent Bob by buying this iconic Tshirt with classic animated Jay and Silent Bob.

Sixteen candles with 16 Randalls

Moooooooooooooo!

Waimea Bay's giant winter surf attracts surfers and visitors world wide.This day didn't disappoint - some waves peaking at 35 ft. +

Waimea Big Wave Boogie T-shirt. Waimea Bay's giant winter surf attracts surfers and visitors world wide.This day didn't disappoint - some waves peaking at 35 ft. +

These tales sure do astonish, don't they?

Would you play?

You see us as you want to see us- in the most simplest terms,in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is not even supposed to be here today...and a guy who sells cigarettes to children...and a fat silent man in a overcoat...a girl who sucked 37 dicks...and a foul mouth weed dealer... Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Clerks.

Illinois Would Have Won the 2020 Tournament

Jay and Silent Bob as Han and Luke. Luke (Bob) tries practicing the force as the non-believer Han (Jay) watches critically.

Waimea Bay's giant winter surf attracts surfers and visitors world wide.This day didn't disappoint - some waves peaking at 35 ft. +

Our boys poised and ready for hijinx. Snoogans!

Fred Bolo? Trent Polo?

Parody of the movie quote "I'm not even supposed to be here today" from Kevin Smith's classic film Clerks

A crowded day at Waimea Bay Hawaii saw multiple takeoffs on the same wave. See YouTube video: Waimea Bay Biggest Waves Winter 14/15 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9DhOlCrJXs

Bow to me

TV says to expect 25-35ft. waves on North Shore from the first big winter storm.15-25ft. at Waimea Bay See the rest of their rides here

Throwing back to the old school House of Ideas corner box art!

Walrus skull with oosik crossbones.

A design for my favorite duo- Jay and Silent Bob! Psyched when this was listed as a contest and what better way to show some love than a lunchbox ;)

I'm Not Supposed To Be Here Today design for shirts, tanks, coffee cups, totes, and stickers

It's about time the Boy Blunter got his own Hockey Logo! This parody of the Ottawa Senators Logo has been rendered as the Hemp Knight's trusty ward, Chronic! It's gonna take more than some common BobHawks jersey to proclaim you love for these heroes of the View Askewniverse. It's gonna take the power of Chronic! (With white border for dark colored shirts) Get this shirt! Check some Cock-Knockers into the boards! Then Smoke a Doob! Noodge!

Monroeville Zombies Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Clerks X

Jay from Kevin Smith's View Askew-niverse has some wise words about his favorite combustible.

Perfect for the "dirt mall" enthusiast, or those who love '90s movies!

A crowded day at Waimea Bay Hawaii saw multiple takeoffs on the same wave. See YouTube video: Waimea Bay Biggest Waves Winter 14/15 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9DhOlCrJXs

Na Pali Coast Kauai just before Hanakapiai Beach at mile 2 of the beautiful but dangerous 11 mile Kalalau Trail.