King Conan Hoodies

Description: King Conan

Description: King Conan, art by me.

Description: King

Description: Conan the Barbarian art by Liam Sharp

Description: Crom would be proud to see you buying this design! Also exists with a snake around the sword.

Description: Conan has "sullen", "smoldering" and "volcanic" blue eyes with a black "square-cut mane".

Description: Conan The Destroyer

Description: Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And hear the lamentations of their women.

Description: Crom would be proud to see you with this design!

Description: What is best in life? This original Conan The Barbarian t-shirt.

Description: By Crom! You’ll not find a stronger ale than Cimmerian Ale! The Hyborean Age’s ale of choice.

Description: Conan The Barbarian

Description: The greatest victory is not in conquering others, but in conquering oneself.

Description: One of my favorite poems, by one of my favorite authors. From the first Conan the Cimmerian story, "The Phoenix on the Sword".

Description: Conan The Barbarian

Description: Conan The Barbarian

Description: For the glory of the kill. A classic barbarian king rendered in stark red and black, wielding a massive ancient broadsword. Inspired by the pulp-fiction era of high-fantasy and legendary warriors.

Description: Ufomammut

Description: Redcorn the Barbarian Parody Conan the Barbarian Meme

Description: One of my favorite poems, by one of my favorite authors. From the first Conan the Cimmerian story, "The Phoenix on the Sword".

Description: Church of Misery is a Japanese doom metal band from Tokyo, formed in 1995.

Description: I am your father. This powerful portrait honors the legendary voice actor, with Darth Vader's iconic helmet reflected directly in his glasses.

Description: Challenge Sherlock Holmes at the chessboard with Professor Moriarty, the Napoleon of Crime. Neon green lettering, fallen pieces, and a brooding London portrait create a fierce villain statement.

Description: Enter a battle of minds with Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty in a stately navy-and-bronze portrait. Chess pieces, drafting compasses, a globe, and London sharpen the calculated menace.

Description: Vintage Stoner Metal

Description: A blacksmith forges a sword and shows it to his young son, Conan, as he tells him of the "Riddle of Steel", an aphorism on the importance of steel to their people, the Cimmerians. A band of raiders led by cult leader Thulsa Doom massacres the Cimmerian village, killing Conan's parents. The children are taken as slaves to work a large mill, the Wheel of Pain. Conan survives into adulthood, becoming a powerfully muscled gladiator and eventually gaining his freedom. He is chased by wild dogs and seeks refuge in an Atlantean warrior's tomb, from which he takes an ancient sword. Conan wanders the world, bedding a prophetic witch and befriending Subotai, a Hyrkanian thief and archer.

Description: Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats vintage art