Machete Hoodies

Rising from the lake.

Jíbaro is a word used in Puerto Rico to refer to the countryside people who farm the land in a traditional way. The jibaro is a self-subsistence farmer.

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Don’t get in trouble with him.

Death comes in the form of a duck this Halloween

Summer fun at Camp Crystal Lake, complete with bow and arrow and machete games.

Thank God It's Friday… the 13th! Supernatural hockey-masked killer Jason Voorhees strikes again, proving that 13 is truly the unluckiest number for the teens of Camp Crystal Lake!

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Every day is Halloween with Michael Myers

*Ch ch ch, ha ha ha* Keep Crystal Lake safe with Jason Voorhees' signature machete, and you can make them all pay... Inspired by the Friday the 13th movies.

Get ready to meet your favorite tough guy! Danny Trejo is an American actor and filmmaker with a legendary career spanning decades. From his distinctive tattoos to his iconic roles in movies like "Machete" and "Con Air," Trejo is a true icon of popular culture. His inspiring life story of overcoming adversity has made him a role model for many. Celebrate his legendary status with eye-catching designs featuring Danny Trejo!

80s boombox throwback... ch ch ch boom boom boom ah ah ah

Caricature of the famous hockey masked killer.

Summer fun at Camp Crystal Lake, as Jason roasts marshmallows over his campfire. With all the kids gone, he has more marshmallows for him to roast.

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Just make sure you hire really good lifeguards.

Covid the 13th by George Micalef

Plans this week? Let me check the calendar. Oh, it's Friday the 13th. Yeah, I got plans.

In a distant alternate future a 3 headed Jason creates chaos.Mysteriously made from other Jason’s he continues doing what he does best.

Camping is fun but you may want to avoid camp Crystal Lake, or anywhere with a bad history that is. You may also want to veer from anyone named Jason or machete. Hockey is but not on Friday the 13th!

Be a Land & Sea Legend: Fishman Pirate Dual Blade Tee Unleash your inner pirate with this bold tee featuring the Fishman Pirate Dual Blade! This ingenious tool is a machete and cleaver in one, conquering any terrain with ease. The graphic showcases the dual blade's power, perfect for explorers, campers, and adventurers. Chop, clear, and dominate with this symbol of preparedness. This comfy tee, made with high-quality fabric, is built to last - just like the Fishman Pirate Bolo itself. Gear up and conquer any challenge!

I can only imagine how much fun I would have with this weapons.

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Looking for fresh meat. Our cold cuts are the best and butchered daily. Come on in for our Friday Specials. Get 13% percent off as a dismember. Campers welcome. On the run? Try our knife thru.

Don’t risk the lake walk.

Useful tools for the zombie apocalypse. Lets face it - It's gonna happen so you better stock up with wearable manuals of surviving it.

Two cupcakes enter--somehow with weapons--one cupcake leaves. Cupcakes with blades are called "Cutcakes"

Maculelê is a traditional Afro-Brazilian dance performed with sticks and machetes. Maculelê was created by African slaves in Brazil who worked the sugar cane plantations. It is believed that during times of rest between working, slaves would practice this dance with the machetes they used for cutting sugar cane.

The original harbinger of doom, Crazy Ralph, tried his best to warn two groups of counselors. But did they listen and avoid the wrath of the Voorhees family? Nnnnnoooooooooooo!

Puerto Rico Machetero Flag Boricua Jibaro

Two cupcakes enter--somehow with weapons--one cupcake leaves. Cupcakes with blades are called "Cutcakes"

The big apple is in BIG trouble!

Jason strikes again