Monty Python Black Knight Hoodies

She Turned Me Into a Newt!

ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land. SOLDIER #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

A flesh wound! Created by hand drawn calligraphy.

tis but a scratch!

I'm feeling better now.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, this peasant woman didn't know they had a king. She thought they were an autonomous collective..

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Holy Grail + Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword Cross on the back

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

on his last limb

Hilarious chess set design inspired by Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail, featuring whimsical pieces that comically say 'NI' like the iconic knights, adding a touch of laughter to your chess game.

Tis but a scratch. A flesh wound.

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ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land. SOLDIER #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Sir Bedevere: "Tell me, what do you do with witches?" Crowd: "Burn, burn them up!" Sir Bedevere: "And what do you burn apart from witches?" Villager: "More witches!”

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Sir Robin’s Minstrels… And there was much rejoicing. “yay”

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail. King Arthur gets the better of the Black Knight by cutting off his limbs. However, despite losing his arms and legs slowly, the Black Knight refuses to yield and this is when he delivers the iconic quote "Just A Flesh Wound".

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the Dennis, the educated peasant.

Tis But A Scratch funny artwork inspired from the 1975 comedy movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Guardians Cross

Strange Women Lyin' In Ponds Distributin' Swords Is No System For A Basis Of Government

ni

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! Black Knight: Yes I have. King Arthur: Look! Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

We're on a Mission from God

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the poor falsely accused witch. They dressed her up like that. It's not her nose. It's a false one.

tis but a scratch

Darth Vader pre-suit, post-limbs throwing out Monty Python quotes!

I'm feeling better. You're gonna drop stone dead any minute.

Just a flesh wound with a black knight and a bunch of blood

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.