Mr Burns Hoodies

Celebrate the season of love with our adorable "I Choo Choo Choose You" Valentine's Day Cute Genome Heart Train! This charming print on demand design is the perfect way to express your love and affection to that special someone in your life.

The perfect shirt for your simpsons fan soulmate. Everyone knows that out of all the relationships in The Simpsons, Lenny and Carl are the true relationship goals. This is one of a two part design, there's also a matching Lenny version.

Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'

"He spelled 'Yale' with a '6'"

Mr Stalin, That's his name. That Name again is Mr. Stalin!

Show your support for Springfield's local baseball team, the Isotopes.

As inspired by that popular TV show

Break time

Show you're a member of the most exclusive & secretive club in Springfield.

Much better than Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge.

As inspired by that popular TV show

Also expert shoe repair.

As inspired by that popular TV show

Don't you even know dignity when you see it.

"Billionaires Rule" T-Shirt, As worn by Mr Burns in S20E08 of The Simpsons.

Homer, did you polish your head in the Shine-o Ball-o?

Smilin' Joe Fission is the official mascot of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and the Springfield Isotopes.

The employee of the month

Better than Bonestorm?

Not the greatest day to be a snake.

I was saying Boo-urns.

As inspired by that TV series

Funny

The Burns Empire was a grouping of businesses and properties owned by billionaire Charles Montgomery Burns.

Playing the percentages is what smart managers do to win ballgames. Even (especially!) Mr. Burns knew that. Now wear it on your body!

Are you any good at playing the saxamaphone

You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it!

"He spelled 'Yale' with a '6'"

crappy sketches vol. 1

*throws change on sick man*

Was he saying "Boo" or "Boo-urns"?

you still owe me 10 Iroquois twists!

Logo of Springfield's most infamous energy facility.

Just remember to lick spoons clean after each use.

He appears every Friday night… like Urkel!

As inspired by that popular TV show