My Alibi Hoodies

Description: When you don't really want to be somewhere then this - I'm only here to establish my alibi design - will work. Also a great gift for anyone interested in crime shows and detective novels.

Description: I'm Only Here To Establish My Alibi - funny true crime fan slogan

Description: be my alibi

Description: Who needs a soulmate when you really just need a solid cover story? This vintage conversation heart is for the true crime obsessed who find regular romance a bit suspicious. The perfect funny valentine for your actual partner in crime.

Description: A thick-line doodle of a shrugging Bigfoot paired with an absurd caption about a furry alibi.

Description: A thick-line doodle of a shrugging Bigfoot paired with an absurd caption about a furry alibi.

Description: This funny alignment design reads “Chaotic Good My heart is pure. My alibi is weak.” with a masked heart icon and bold red alibi stamp. Perfect for players whose intentions are noble, even when the evidence says otherwise.

Description: Mercury Retrograde is My Alibi Witch

Description: I'm just here to establish an alibi

Description: This design highlights the high-performance deduction skills of the professional analyst. It celebrates the specialist who can dismantle a fabricated story using forensic logic and behavioral evidence, proving that an elite theory built on data will always outmatch a poorly constructed excuse.

Description: Make a note of my appearance.

Description: i'm just here to establish my alibi