My Alibi Hoodies

Description: When you don't really want to be somewhere then this - I'm only here to establish my alibi design - will work. Also a great gift for anyone interested in crime shows and detective novels.

Description: I'm Only Here To Establish My Alibi - funny true crime fan slogan

Description: be my alibi

Description: Who needs a soulmate when you really just need a solid cover story? This vintage conversation heart is for the true crime obsessed who find regular romance a bit suspicious. The perfect funny valentine for your actual partner in crime.

Description: A thick-line doodle of a shrugging Bigfoot paired with an absurd caption about a furry alibi.

Description: A thick-line doodle of a shrugging Bigfoot paired with an absurd caption about a furry alibi.

Description: Stay out of trouble this winter with this vintage sneaky Santa Is My Alibi design. A great humor graphic for pranksters, troublemakers, and anyone who needs a solid excuse during the holiday season.

Description: Clever "Leftovers Are My Alibi" turkey graphic. Great funny choice for food lovers, Thanksgiving feast survivors, and leftover enthusiasts.

Description: Mercury Retrograde is My Alibi Witch

Description: I'm just here to establish an alibi

Description: Mysterious trench coat turkey design featuring "Leftovers Are My Alibi" text. Fun dark humor graphic for late-night fridge raiders and Thanksgiving leftover lovers.

Description: Buy "Me And Grandma Are More Than Besties I Am Her Accomplice And She Is My Alibi" now. Find your next casual favorite among the available apparel options. Browse the product images to see how the design looks on each color, then check the size chart for your preferred fit. Whether you like a closer fit or extra room, compare the measurements before ordering. Click our store "Tater S" for more designs and style options.

Description: Pale peach serif text declares, “My museum tour needs an alibi,” with an oversized final word. For museum regulars, art lovers, and history fans with a mischievous sense of humor.

Description: Cartoon turkey carrying piles of food containers with the hilarious quote "Leftovers Are My Alibi". Perfect Thanksgiving design for food lovers, holiday eating, and funny family dinners.

Description: Funny Thanksgiving design featuring "Leftovers Are My Alibi". Ideal for anyone who sneaks back to the fridge late at night after the big holiday meal.

Description: Rumor Has It I'm on Santa's Naughty List (Dark Version) Allegedly on the Naughty List. The investigation is still pending, the witnesses are unreliable, and the evidence is purely circumstantial. This deadpan Christmas design is for anyone who meets every accusation with calm denial and a raised eyebrow. Perfect for office parties, family dinners, gift swaps, and the friend who always claims reasonable doubt. Rumor has it you were seen eating the cookies meant for Santa, but nothing has been proven. Carry the quotation marks like a legal shield and let the holiday gossip swirl. A dry, witty nod to the season's most delightful scandals. Officially unbothered, allegedly innocent. Designed by Puff Sumo.

Description: Rumor Has It I'm on Santa's Naughty List (Red Version) Allegedly on the Naughty List. The investigation is still pending, the witnesses are unreliable, and the evidence is purely circumstantial. This deadpan Christmas design is for anyone who meets every accusation with calm denial and a raised eyebrow. Perfect for office parties, family dinners, gift swaps, and the friend who always claims reasonable doubt. Rumor has it you were seen eating the cookies meant for Santa, but nothing has been proven. Carry the quotation marks like a legal shield and let the holiday gossip swirl. A dry, witty nod to the season's most delightful scandals. Officially unbothered, allegedly innocent. Designed by Puff Sumo.

Description: Rumor Has It I'm on Santa's Naughty List Allegedly on the Naughty List. The investigation is still pending, the witnesses are unreliable, and the evidence is purely circumstantial. This deadpan Christmas design is for anyone who meets every accusation with calm denial and a raised eyebrow. Perfect for office parties, family dinners, gift swaps, and the friend who always claims reasonable doubt. Rumor has it you were seen eating the cookies meant for Santa, but nothing has been proven. Carry the quotation marks like a legal shield and let the holiday gossip swirl. A dry, witty nod to the season's most delightful scandals. Officially unbothered, allegedly innocent. Designed by Puff Sumo.

Description: Make a note of my appearance.

Description: i'm just here to establish my alibi