Nerd Humour Hoodies

Periods of Uncertainty

New and improved! Now with v3.0 web-scale compatible reactive paradigm and seamless property-driven development test suite. There are only 2 hard problems in computer science: 0. Cache invalidation 1. Naming things 7. Asynchronous callbacks 2. Off-by-one errors 3. Buffer overrun Fun fact! When I first thought of adding the Buffer Overrun line, I tried pasting a random `erl_crash.dump` file that I ran through this unicode mangling tool (https://lunicode.com/creepify). The following hilarious things happened: 1. Atom Editor completely crashed. I had to switch to using TextWrangler to even be able to edit it at all. 2. Trying to paste the unicode block in here caused Google Chrome to crash, so I trimmed the text down t...

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I created this typography manually to give it a pixelated effect. The design was then repeated another 2 times to give it some depth. I hope you enjoy! Show everyone that you're an old school standard nerd!

illustration of an astronaut in space on a toilet with stars and planets in the background. Text says 'to boldy go'

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My Three Favorite Things Are Eating My Family And Not using Commas - Funny Tee

Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

After all, who really watches TV any more?

you can be a dork and be adorable too

Itee Dept introduces it's first NEW DESIGN 'Bob the builder' in T-Shirts and Hoodies onto TeePublic. Hope you like it :)

We all know who we are. The ones with the slow computers, endlessly loading. Can't play a single one of the newest pc games... All because our pc runs like a complete potato.

The "Nerd Life" design captures the essence of intellectual enthusiasm and celebrates the love for all things nerdy. The words "Nerd Life" are prominently displayed in a quirky, eye-catching font, creating a sense of pride and identity for those who proudly embrace their inner nerd. This design is a perfect choice for individuals who want to showcase their passion for intellectual pursuits and celebrate the unique charm of the nerd life.

The "Nerd Life" design captures the essence of intellectual enthusiasm and celebrates the love for all things nerdy.

BRICK BUILDER by Chillee Wilson, Customize My Minifig My name is *Chillee Wilson* owner of *Customize My Minifig* and I’m an adult collector of minifigs, and completely obsessed with them. I’m a total nerd when it comes to bricks and minifigs and have hundreds of minifigs on display at home and literally thousands of new ones packed away carefully in zip locked bags in my collection. More recently I have found I am enjoying capturing great photos of my minifigs (*see my other 'Chillee' account*), as much as building them. My latest work is graphic designs capturing the fun of building blocks, bricks and minifigs (*which you'll find in this account*). Thanks for looking and please share, like, tweet, google+ or even buy a design if you r...

TOTAL BRICK NERD

TOTAL BRICK NERD

TOTAL MINIFIG NERD

Perfect gift for book lovers

The eureka dog of science, here to help you exclaim your brilliance and look cool while doing it.

Be inspiring. Be offensive. Be yourself!

This funny data design will make a great gift for any data science lover

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Cute Geeky Asian Fun Paa ( ᐛ👐)パァ Joking Kaomoji Japanese Emoticons ASCII Text Art Face Mark.

Funny Camera Pun T-Shirt - great for photographers, photography lovers and those who enjoy a funny pun

Perfect gift for fan ficiton lovers.

How to solve any Tech issue: try to turn it off and on again. Thank me later ;)

Nerdy deeds done dirt cheap!

New job? New proprietary libraries mandatory to get any code written? You can bet they're complete rubbish. You'll be standing on the shoulders of midgets.

For the clout chasers (Enjoy clout responsibly)

inspired by the movie, Naked Gun 2 1/2

This design is part of the Sticker Pack “Traffic Cone Lifestyle” available for iMessage on the App Store http://apple.co/2pWgPjH

Immerse yourself in the world of video games with 'Gamer Till Death'. Show that your love for video games is eternal. Ready to take your gaming passion to the next level?

"Whosoever holds this spoon shall pound two-fisted justice into the hearts of evildoers"

Pea-nerd Funny Nerd Peanut Pun features a cute nerdy peanut with sunglasses holding a book and pencil . Perfect pun gift for family and friends who love cute peanut puns.