Not A Fed Hoodies

Description: Not a Fed

Description: not a fed

Description: Not A Fed

Description: Bold yellow text on a blue background saying 'NOT A FED'.

Description: When you find yourself at a gathering of wild-eyed pistol wavers it’s always good to display your LACK of Federal Agent bonafides as a preservative to your physical safety. Get yours today!

Description: This bold zine-style tee shuts down the "I fed you and housed you" argument with a single glorious strikethrough. Perfect for millennials and Gen Z who believe boundaries matter and that basic parenting isn't a lifelong debt to collect. Makes a hilariously relatable gift for anyone who grew up navigating toxic family dynamics and finally found the words to push back.

Description: Jesus was a liberal, not a republican. Period. Our design has a list at the bottom of the teachings and the way Jesus lived his life. I challenge you to find one thing on the list that Republican so-called "Christians" or Christian Nationalists support for everyone and/or represent. Sizes up to 5X available. Stay Woke!

Description: common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment. because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

Description: common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment. because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

Description: This design represents the sarcastic attitude niche for introverts and honest individuals. Features the exact phrase I Don't Have The Energy To Pretend I Like You Today.

Description: Express Your Grumpy Tired Mood. Perfect For Anyone Feeling Unenthusiastic Or Indifferent. A Relatable Statement About Current Feelings.