Are you paranoid? I'd rather be paranoid than dead. Sometimes it might seem like anti-social behavior, but I've seen too many murder mysteries to be overly friendly to everyone. Great gift idea for people who are nervous or paranoid.
Tags: anxious, sarcastic, clever, scary, cautious
"Marvin the paranoid android" is a character from the book(and movie) "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", but you already know that . He's a pessimist robot, but you already know that. So...since you already know everything there's to know, Come, see and buy this shirt with a few of the best and most hilarious quotes of this little pessimist robot.
Tags: marvin, cute, the-hitchhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy, pop-culture, geek
Side effects of using the Infinite Improbability Drive include temporary (and sometimes permanent) changes to environment and morphological structure, hallucinations, and the calling into being of large marine mammals.
Tags: trillian, ford-prefect, arthur-dent, zaphod-beeblebrox, infinite-improbability-drive
This cool graphic and funny quote Shirt, is a Anti Trump funny T-Shirt. Anthony Scaramucci called Reince Priebus a paranoid schizophrenic and a paranoiac. Donald Trump, Steve Bannon, Anthony Scaramucci or Reince Priebus... the political show will go on. Funny gift to wear it anywhere.
Tags: straight-outta, political, president, donald-trump, anthony-scaramucci