Patron Hoodies

The funny design titled I'm A Freak Funny Gift Idea. Go through life with a lot of humor, fun and happiness with this cool freak motif. For friends and family to laugh.

Ite Ad Joseph -- Go to Joseph

The Road Warrior, roaming the post-apocalyptic wastelands in the last of the V8 Interceptors. A true Australian Icon.

Hotei 布袋 is the ever POPULAR god of Happiness, Laughter and the Wisdom of contentment. He is the patron of the weak and children, fortunetellers and bartenders. He is thought to be the itinerant Chinese Buddhist monk from the 10th century, Budaishi (Kaishi). He is my favorite Shichifukujin Gods/Goddess. Hotei translates in English to Cloth Bag. May Hotei bless you with all that is joy + happiness in our world.

"Patron Saint of Dead Rodents" Barred Owl and Oak Leaves Design. The skulls and bones are eastern cottontail (rabbit), red quirrel, and mouse! "Don't patron saints save things?? Why are the rodents dead??" "Because this owl SAVES THEM to eat later, ahahha." <<< literally a conversation in my house.

Ite Ad Joseph -- Go to Joseph

The X-Men. The Walking Dead. Wonder Woman. Y The Last Man. The Justice League. These are our Heroes, the ones all Blerd girls need.

Funny Cooking Design that reads: "Everyone's A Chef Until The Real Chef Shows Up". That's just right for a Chef who really enjoys cooking.

Our Lady of Guadalupe, Virgin Mary. La Virgen the patron saint of Mexico. Pray for us Maria.

Bast, also known as Bastet is the Egyptian goddess of the home, domesticity, women’s secrets, cats, fertility, and childbirth. Bastet Goddess protected the home from evil spirits and disease, especially diseases associated with women and children

*Edward the Confessor* (c. 1003 – 5 January 1066), son of _Æthelred the Unready_ and _Emma of Normandy_, was one of the last Anglo-Saxon kings of the English and is usually regarded as the last of the House of Wessex, ruling from 1042 to 1066 (technically the last being _Edgar the Ætheling_ who was proclaimed king briefly in late 1066, but was deposed after about eight weeks.) His reign marked the continuing disintegration of royal power in England and the advancement in power of the earls. It foreshadowed the country's domination by the Normans, whose duke _William of Normandy_ was to defeat Edward's successor, _Harold II_, and seize the crown. Edward had succeeded _Cnut's_ son _Harthacnut_, restoring the rule of the House of Wesse...

St. Gobnait, Patron Saint of Bees

Saint Rose of Lima was a dominican nun known for he ascetic life and was the first american born to be canonized. When she was young she sold flowers in the market to help her family and other people in need. That's why she is always portrait with a crown or a basquet full of roses.

Look to the skies and you will find a colorful bird with a symbol like all Egyptian gods have. This predynastic design will get any pharaoh excited to get this cool egypt god design!