Perimenopause Hoodies
Description: Every square marked, and nobody even signed up to play. This retro 1970s game card lists sixteen real perimenopause symptoms, from hot flash, night sweats and brain fog to dishwasher rage, creaky knees and hair in the drain, with every single square covered by a pink marker dot and a sunny FULL CARD ribbon underneath. Groovy bubble lettering spells out PERIMENOPAUSE across the top in tangerine and gold, framed by a scalloped orange and pink border. It's funny because it's true, and anyone in the thick of it will recognize most of these before breakfast.
Description: They quit. They packed. They're still here. Two cute cartoon ovaries stand in their coats holding office boxes stuffed with a desk plant and a coffee mug, one checking her watch, in front of a wall calendar crossed off day after day. Bold retro block letters say MY OVARIES PUT IN THEIR NOTICE, and a big coral script finishes the thought: four years ago. The mid-century cartoon style and the coral, mustard and mint palette keep it sweet while the joke lands for anyone stuck in the long goodbye of perimenopause. Perfect for women in their forties who've been hearing it's almost over for what feels like years now.
Description: Are you dealing with low estrogen levels, unpredictable mood swings, and just generally tired of the political landscape? This funny, sarcastic hand-lettered text design perfectly captures that relatable menopause frustration and anti-government mood. Featuring a retro, distressed typography style, it is the perfect humorous gift for moms, feminists, or anyone going through hormonal changes who wants to make a bold statement. Ideal for t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and stickers!
Description: I Saw A Dog Wearing A “Do Not Approach” Vest And Thought… Do They Make Those For Menopausal Women? Funny menopause humor design featuring the saying “I Saw A Dog Wearing A Do Not Approach Vest And Thought… Do They Make Those For Menopausal Women?” A relatable sarcastic design for women who enjoy menopause jokes, midlife humor, funny sayings and bold women’s humor. Great for anyone who loves funny menopause quotes and lighthearted adult humor.
Description: Perimenopause and menopause are no fun, but this cute Hot & Flashy design is a funny way to celebrate the change a woman goes through later in life. Great for women in their 40s and 50s who like to laugh and celebrate each of life's eras, this 'Hot and Flashy' brings some humor to hot flashes and all the symptoms that come along with menopause. Grab this for mom, grandma, and women who are overheating.
