Philosopher Hoodies

World's Greatest Philosopher

One of the philosophers (or emperors) which surround the Sheldonian Theatre in Oxford, England.

A minimal tribute to the existentialist classic. Distressed/Faded print effect.

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this is the alchemical symbol of the philosopher stone. now it rainbow!

Backyard philosopher

Read and think, This is The Philosopher!

A minimal tribute to his existential classic. Distressed/Faded print effect.

Philosopher and cats

Saint Thomas Aquinas Portrait.

Baruch Spinoza Philosopher Swag Design

Ancient Greek philosophy is one of the foundations of western civilization. If you love classical philosophy and ancient Greek history, famous Greek philosophers such as Socrates, Plato and Aristotle, then this ancient Greek philosophy quote is for you.

Augustine of Hippo was one of the four great occidental church fathers. Along with Thomas Aquinas, he was the most important doctor of the Latin Church. Like him, Augustine was also a theologian and philosopher at the same time.

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lato has Socrates describe a group of people who have lived chained to the wall of a cave all of their lives, facing a blank wall. The people watch shadows projected on the wall from objects passing in front of a fire behind them, and give names to these shadows. The shadows are the prisoners' reality.

Life's like, absurd and stuff

Marcus Aurelius

An old man stands on an ancient Greek column in the background of the globe. The globe is represented abstractly using spread paint. The old man raised his hand up and shows his index finger.

The philosopher Maine coon cat with Freud's phrase. Where does a thought go when it's forgotten?

σοφία, δικαιοσύνη, κουράγιο, μέτρο / wisdom, justice, courage, measure

I regret nothing.

Slavoj Žižek (b. 1949) is a Slovenian-born philosopher and psychoanalyst. He is a professor of philosophy at The European Graduate School / EGS, a senior researcher at the Institute for Sociology and Philosophy at the University of Ljubljana, Global Distinguished Professor of German at New York University, International Director of the Birkbeck Institute for the Humanities, and founder and president of the Society for Theoretical Psychoanalysis, Ljubljana. Aside from these appointments, Žižek tirelessly gives lectures around the globe and is often described as “the Elvis of cultural theory”.

If you're into the ancient Hellenistic Greek philosophy of Stoicism, then let the world know with this awesome Stoic shirt! Featuring a distressed design, this Stoic tshirt makes the perfect gift or birthday present for any philosopher or fan of Zeno, Seneca, Epictetus, and Marcus Aurelius.

“The Enlightenment turned us away from truth and toward a darkling weakening horizon, sad and grey to see. The afterglow of Christianity is near gone now, and a stygian silence lurks in wait” — comic philosopher @normmacdonald

Stoicism is a school of ancient philosophy founded in Greece and popularized in Rome. The most renown stoic writers are Seneca, Epictetus, Marcus Aurelius and Zeno. In a nutshell, stoicism teaches a person to rid themselves of being dependent and influenced by external conditions, such as wealth, people, challenges, and obstacles. Stoicism is the most antifragile mental operating system for life because it frees you from having to worry about what could happen to you because of not giving a shit about the useless things that don't really matter in life.

Born To Die / Existentialist Meme Design

Are you a libertarian who loves ancient Greek philosophy and history? People do not need the government to tell them to act responsibly. This ancient Greek philosophy quote sends a clear anti-government, anti-socialist, anti-communist libertarian message.

Epictetus was a disabled Greek philosopher who lived from 55 to 135 C.E. He was born a slave in present day Turkey and lived in Rome. He studied philosophy under Musonius Rufus. He eventually gained his freedom and became an influential teacher of philosophy in his own right. His discourses were transcribed and compiled by his pupil, Arrian.

Do No Harm ∆ Nihilist Anteater Design

Epictetus was a classical Greek Stoic philosopher. If you subscribe to classical Greek and Roman stoicism, then this motivational inspiring stoic philosophy quote is for you! Inspiring gift for classical liberal arts philosophy major, student and teacher.

The perfect design for awkward philosophers.

Humanity is OK, but 99% of people are boring idiots - Humorous Zizek Quote

Barba Tenus Sapientes is Latin for “wise as far as his beard.” Used to describe someone who looks smart but really isn’t. Funny gift idea that pokes fun at those who have a beard and think they are wise or those who place too much importance on looks.

Funny Immanuel Kant Philosopher KANT STOP WON'T STOP

Ancient Greek philosopher apparel design for all who love Classical Greek philosophy, history, mythology & symposium. Socrates was an Athenian Ancient Greek philosopher who is the founder of Western Philosophy in Athens, Greece. Perfect for Greek life toga party symposium.

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