Sweet and funny shirt featuring a unicorn who is pooping crystals. Shy little pink unicorn demurely poos sparkly crystals, as she smiles sweetly. Humorous, cute t shirt. For the whole family. Funny and super cute, smiling unicorn t-shirt. When you gotta go, you gotta go! This unicorn poops sparkly crystals, of course!
Tags: women-and-children, womens-tops, girls-tops, humor, unicorns
There's been debate as to whether or not its a good thing to spend time with your significant other in the restroom. Some think its disgusting and even in some cases it hurts the relationship by eliminating either an aspect of mystery or the integrity of one's view on one's partner. However, the other side of the coin argues or perceives that sharing these experiences with your partner creates more intimacy. To be comfortable enough to share everything with your partner really demonstrates a level of trust beyond the average couple. Of course, at times such a scenario can get out of hand when pranks come into play. Suppose its just another form of love. Love is trolling one another.
Tags: love-is, trolling, troll, bathroom, toilet
Vintage toilet paper patent drawing from 1891. Multi-purpose tissue paper product primarily used by sentient beings throughout the Galaxy for the ablution of the anus and surrounding equipment of excreta after defecation, urination, and other bodily fluid releases. It is sold as a long strip of perforated paper wrapped around a paperboard core for storage in a dispenser near a toilet.
Tags: humor, geek, funny, tissue, paper
You know your man really cares about you... If it smells like something just died so he goes and checks on you in the restroom. This is next level consideration. Has your man ever checked on you because he was worried the grim reaper was about to claim your soul at one of your most vulnerable moments? Doesn't matter how pretty you are. Everybody poops. However, no matter how smelly your poop is. What's important is that he's there for you.
Tags: death, smell, smells-bad, smells-like-shit, poop