Aliens make no sense to me. They have advanced technology and can travel the galaxy with their super awesome saucers that are able to make mind numbingly intricate maneuvers in the sky. Yet they constantly finger diddle rednecks in the mountains. Who travels lightyears to probe a loaf pincher? If Neil Armstrong had found life on the moon, you think we'd be probing some lunar sphincters? The things that make you go hmmm.