Read This Hoodies

Tell people to keep their distance in this strange time.

If You Can Read This, Distance Yourself

This graphic shows "amazing to see how many idiots turn their head to read this shit" funny and sarcastic text.

This graphic shows "amazing to see how many idiots turn their head to read this shit" funny and sarcastic text.

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A unisex t-shirt stating If You Can Read This Bring Bourbon

Apparel with large block letters reading If You Can Read This Bring Bourbon

A unisex t-shirt stating If You Can Read This Bring Bourbon

Apparel with large block letters reading If You Can Read This Bring Bourbon

Do Not Read This message as a grungy retro embossed label on a dark gray background. Brian Carson The Learning Curve Photography www.twitter.com/learningcurveca

This is a great gift for a Dungeons and Dragons or TTRPG fan! Those that play these games will know what this means :)

Perfect for when you want to meet new people who can also read

If you can read this you are in fart range!

Come closer! No, not that close.

Get people to read your shirt and also stay a distance away

Read this mind

If you can read this shirt I was forced to put my book down and rejoin society funny T-shirt

This Is My Book Character Costume design

Give this to her if you love her!

Express your sense of humor with the "If you can read this you are in fart zone" t-shirt. Perfect for those who enjoy a good fart joke and want to make a statement with their clothing choice.

This Is My Book Character Costume design

Stenographers, court reporters, closed captionists everywhere, find each other by wearing this T-shirt or item everywhere you go. Even if they don’t know steno, it will start many conversations!

“If you are reading this, I am probably dead!” Humorous posthumous letter design.

Dream quote! design inspired by fulfilling our dreams, objectives and goals that we have at this moment in our lives, for lovers of placing inspirational posters on the wall and anywhere in the home, it is also a perfect gift for someone who needs to keep this message in mind in his life.

Browse our collection of "If You Can Read This You're In Fart Range" t-shirts, perfect for humor enthusiasts and pranksters alike. Available in various sizes and colors, these shirts are sure to bring a smile to everyone's face.

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If You Can Read this my boyfriend Says your too Close

If You Can Read This You Are Fishing Too Close T shirt. Awesome Shirt For Fishermen, Anglers, Fish Lover Men, Women, Kids Or Family And Friends For Planned Camping. Show Your Love For Fishing Wearing This Patriotic Angling Ice Bass Fly Fishing Apparel.

Illustration of an e-reader which says "This is my emotional support Kindle". This is the perfect gift for bookworms and Kindle lovers, specially for introverted folks! Get it as a T-shirt, Sticker, magnet, and more. Get it as a gift for your Kindle-addict pals, or buy it for yourself!

If you can read this you are in fart range!

Illustration of an e-reader with pink and purple watercolor hearts. This is the perfect gift for bookworms and Kindle lovers, and for those who love to read romance books! Get it as a T-shirt, Sticker, magnet, and more. Get it as a gift for your Kindle-addict pals, or buy it for yourself!

If you can read this, you're too close

Funny social distancing quote design for those individuals or groups of people that are standing too close to you! Sometimes in life, we can't always express how we are feeling; but words can! This humorous text design is perfect for any individual who wants some space! The music band The Police named a song after this "Don't Stand So Close To Me." Well, when they see this bold design, maybe they won't! Do you know somebody who gets irritable with the general public when they do not stand 2 metres away! Maybe you or a friend likes their own space. Then this item is ideal for any recipient; it's the perfect gift for any occasion.

A lighter way to encourage social distancing or personal space. Copyright © Duane Arthur 2020.

Get your humor on with this fun tee. The best funny tshirts. Sarcastic and novelty in one tee shirt.

This is a fun If You Can Read This I Have Capsized upside down design.