Real Hero Hoodies
Description: Cobra (sometimes referred to as Cobra Command) is a fictional terrorist organization and the nemesis of the G.I. Joe Team in the Hasbro action figure toyline G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero and G.I. Joe: Sigma 6, as well as in related media. Cobra was first introduced during the launch of the G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero toyline in mid-1982. The toyline was accompanied by a Marvel Comics series, written by Larry Hama, and an animated television series by Sunbow and Marvel Productions. However, the origin and portrayal of Cobra has differed in each of them.
G.I. JOSÉ - A Real Mexican Hero Hoodie
by Prometheus 31 Retro Vintage Geek Nostalgia Merch
$35 $42
Description: Zartan is a master of make-up and disguise. Very little is known of his background, but he is suspected to have received European military academy training at St. Cyr. Zartan can alter his skin color at will to blend in with his environment and is a practitioner of several mystic martial arts. He is also a ventriloquist, a polyglot (speaking over 20 languages and dialects), and an acrobatic contortionist. Zartan and the Dreadnoks have also been known to use holographic technology and other means to disguise themselves.
Description: In a desperate attempt to keep Cobra functioning and solvent, Cobra Commander "packages" Zartan and the Dreadnoks as a heavy metal band called "Cold Slither" and turns them loose as Pied Pipers on America's youth. Hit the Mosh Pit & get ready to Rock & Roll, The Band of Vipers Tour!
Description: The Flagg was commanded by Admiral Keel-Haul and included a fueling tractor and fuel trailer. A deck sound system allowed you to simulate real flight deck announcements and commands to simulate the feel of an actual naval carrier's operations and battle alerts. Many collectors who have kept this expansive playset have customized it into larger iterations that include detailed below deck storage and living quarter dioramas. Be a Real Holiday Hero, Yo Joe!
Description: Are you that friend that your friends are always putting up with and having to explain to their other friends? Then you need this tee! In these strange times, it's important to acknowledge those that put up with you.
People Who Tolerate Me On A Daily Basis They're Real Heroes Hoodie
by Shirt Sighted
$35 $42
Description: Retaliate against the Joes! This design features the iconic Cobra Command logo, the definitive symbol of the ultimate 80s villain organization. Whether you’re a fan of Cobra Commander, Destro, the Baroness, or Storm Shadow, this distressed vintage-style graphic is a must-have for any serious collector of G.I. Joe history. Perfect for fans of retro action figures, Saturday morning cartoons, and classic A Real American Hero lore. Hail Cobra! This high-quality snake emblem design is perfect for t-shirts, hoodies, and stickers for anyone who knows that knowing is half the battle.
Cobra Command Logo G.I. Joe T-Shirt | Classic 80s Villain Retro Toy & Cartoon Nostalgia Hoodie
by MalcolmDesigns Retro Merch | Movies | Retrogaming | Saturday Morning Cartoons | Computers
$35 $42
Description: His real name is Brian M. Forrest and he holds the rank of Petty Officer Second Class (E-5). Wet Suit was born in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Wet Suit knew from an early age he wanted to join the Navy and enlisted upon his graduation from high school. He eventually applied for SEAL training, was accepted and completed arguably the military's toughest training program. Like any other SEAL, Wet Suit gained a reputation for being tough and mean, though many instructors considered him the toughest and meanest. Seeking even greater challenges, Wet Suit signed on to the G.I. Joe Team.
Description: Cobra is a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world, led by Cobra Commander. High command includes Baroness as the Director of Intelligence, Destro as the Weapons Supplier, and Dr. Mindbender as the Chief Scientific Officer, although others have at times usurped control. It relies on the might of its legions of Cobra Vipers and Cobra Troopers to execute its diabolical schemes while trying to destroy its main enemy, G.I. Joe.
Bricklayer Not A Real Hero But Close Enough Hoodie
by Beben Studio Illustration
$35 $42
