Red Dwarf Hoodies

Don't forget your Space Corps Directives, and remember not to wear your ginger toupee

Fish!

Quiche needs a niche.

Let your friends know that you're a smeg head!

As featured in the Gunmen of the Apocalypse

WHATS UP DUDES

Image based on Cat from Red Dwarf

Are you a smeeeeeeeee heeeee? Don't be a total one Sirs! Fly around with this baby that's crashed more times than a ZX Spectrum! Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

The Jupiter Mining Corporation or JMC is the section of the Space Corps that licensed ships like Red Dwarf to conduct mining operations throughout Earth's Solar System and also interstellar into Deep Space around the Galaxy.

Would you like any Toast?

Arnold Rimmer From Red Dwarf

Mr Flibble is very cross...

A logo design of the fictional Jupiter Mining Corporation, for fans of classic british comedy.

Advertisement for the Kryten 2X4B-523P Service Mechanoid produced in the style of The Guide from H2G2 (print is transparent)

Kryten From Red Dwarf

"And now I, Holly, have invented the Holly Hop Drive."

Great for relieving tension.

Everyone loves the Rimmer Munchkin Song.

Hope you like it.

Red Dwarf. Red alert!

Androids, everybody needs good androids. Androids, should be good and should be true. Androids, though we’re only made of metal. Androids have feelings, Androids have feelings, Androids have feelings too.

For Red Dwarf Fans

Recreated artwork from the intro to Red Dwarf

Smeg! If you know, then you know!

Artists of the catchy tune Ohm!

Female Aardvark

SMEGTRE

Our Rob or Ross batteries logo from the Red Dwarf episode “‘Ouroboros”.

For Red Dwarf Fans

Androids, everybody needs good androids. Androids, should be good and should be true. Androids, though we’re only made of metal. Androids have feelings, Androids have feelings, Androids have feelings too.

Have you had all your cool sucked out of you and become a dork?

Smeg! Red Dwarf Starbug!

Are you an officer in the Cybernautic Division and not a traffic cop?

Red Dwarf Fans Distressed Logo

Red Dwarf. Smeg head.