Shakespearean Hoodies
Description: Funny Shakespearean Insult "Away with thee, thou yeasty unchin-snouted fustilarian" - not a literal quote, funny insult based on language of that era Perfect gift for fans of grandiloquent humor, Shakespeare, English and Drama students, teachers and fans Fans of grandiloquent humor and Shakespearean humor, corny old English language will enjoy this funny tee based on the language used in Shakespeare's time. Perfect gift for English students, English professors, anyone who reads or studies Shakespeare, classical theater.
Description: “Thou art a flesh-monger, a fool and a coward.” “A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.” “You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!” “Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.” “Peace, ye fat guts!” “There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.” “Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.” “Thine face is not worth sunburning.”
Description: Level up your literary style with this iconic piece of theatrical history! This design features the infamous line from Shakespeare’s Macbeth: "What, you egg! [He stabs him.]" Widely considered one of the funniest and most unexpected moments in classic literature, this quote is a badge of honor for anyone who spent their school days analyzing the Bard.
Funny Shakespeare Quote – "What, You Egg!" Macbeth Stage Direction Hoodie
by Bluebubbly
$32 $42
Description: As many of you know, I'm an occasional performer in the Chaotic Tiefling ATL Shakespearean Performance Stream, WHAT STREAMS MAY COME. I've posted numerous references, partial quotes & insults the last few months from Will's various works, almost always at the request of the cast & hosts. Sometimes, you get requests for stuff that will pretty much NOT FLY without context. So I've come up with a happy(?) medium: List the quote AND source. This first quote comes from Love's Labour's Lost & I think is pretty self-explanatory as to why context is DESPERATELY needed for it.
Description: Celebrate the theatrical arts with this striking design honoring the historic gathering in Stratford. Featuring classic theatrical mask imagery, a quill, a charming timber-framed venue nestled the water, this artwork captures the creative spirit the renowned celebration in 2026 featuring the local scenery and vibe of Ontario.
Stratford Shakespearean Festival 2026 Ontario Shakespeare Hoodie
by travel2xplanet
$32 $42
Description: A theatrically dramatic pug in an Elizabethan collar strikes a Shakespearean pose while pondering the eternal question of chewing, rendered in a richly detailed antique copperplate engraving style. Perfect for dog lovers and literature fans who appreciate a witty vintage-inspired design.
To Chew Or Not To Chew Shakespearean Pug Engraving T-Shirt Design Hoodie
by Kidenia
$32 $42
Description: Funny Shakespearean Insult "Away with thee, thou mammering milk-livered mumble-news" - not a literal quote, funny insult based on language of that era Perfect gift for fans of grandiloquent humor, Shakespeare, English and Drama students, teachers and fans Fans of grandiloquent humor and Shakespearean humor, corny old English language will enjoy this funny tee based on the language used in Shakespeare's time. Perfect gift for English students, English professors, anyone who reads or studies Shakespeare, classical theater.
Description: Funny Shakespearean Insult "Away with thee, thou craven clay-brained clotpole" - not a literal quote, funny insult based on language of that era Perfect gift for fans of grandiloquent humor, Shakespeare, English and Drama students, teachers and fans Fans of grandiloquent humor and Shakespearean humor, corny old English language will enjoy this funny tee based on the language used in Shakespeare's time. Perfect gift for English students, English professors, anyone who reads or studies Shakespeare, classical theater.
What, You Egg! – Funny Shakespearean Chicken Jester Medieval Design Hoodie
by Witchling Art
$32 $42
Description: From the stage to the stars, he engaged us all. This ornate heraldic shield design, with a winged theater mask and a captain’s chair, honors a legendary actor’s life on stage and screen. A thoughtful tribute for theater lovers, sci-fi fans, and anyone remembering sir patrick stewart.
Description: Forsooth! Art thou a fan of the Bard? Art thou Queer? Show thy Pride in both at once! By Gar, it's been said that there are numerous coded lines in a few of his plays (HEY, NONNY NONNY!), as has been commented on during the performances on What Streams May Come - the monthly live reading of Shakespearean works on the ChaoticTieflingATL Twitch channel - so why not celebrate it?
