Are you suffering from Cubicle Slavery?! It's time to wear this bold statement t-shirt and demand that you are set free from your cubicle slavery! Great party, gag, and any occasion gift for the person chained to their office chair in the 9 to 5 grind! Perfect Father's or Mother's Day gift. Be the first of your friends and co-workers to say Set Me Free From My Cubicle Slavery!!
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Sally the cow is pregnant again. Her tenth child male child has been murdered in infancy and every day she prays that her next birth will be to a female. A female, she reasons, will at least get to enjoy being alive for a short time before being fed into the same pregnancy/milking cycle Sally suffers through. Elsewhere, beach-goers drip melting ice-cream onto the burning sidewalk. A child drops his cone and his father wipes his tears away with a napkin.
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