Smalltalk Hoodies

A simple shirt with the name of a simple language. Those who are in the know, know what it signifies.

Avoid or get out of the small talk fast.... with this "Can We Talk Later?". Add it to your collection or give it as the perfect gift! Choose your favorite items and colors below then BUY IT NOW to place your order.

criminalize small talk

I feel so drained after being around people who never #stoptalking. It seems they just can't stand the silence, and would rather talk about dozens of completely meaningless things - just to keep the words flowing. It's often even worse than few minutes of #smalltalk...

Listen, I like you. I think you're a great person, and I am glad we're friends. I just hate talking about stuff. I hope you and your family are doing great. I just don't really want to talk about it. Much love though. Mwah!

To show when you want to be left alone and get along with your day.

Introvert Excuse: My inner monologue is a thrilling adventure compared to this conversation. This tee playfully reveals the vibrant world of thoughts and imagination that introverts carry within.

Words matter.

Small talk? More like "stall talk." This tee is for the introverts who've mastered the fine art of avoiding unnecessary chit-chat, and prefer meaningful conversations over idle chatter.

So don't ask me about the weather.

A group of people engage in inane small talk at the Annual Convention of Small Talkers.

Little Brain

For any occasion such as Birthday, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Halloween, St.Patrick's day. Take this present for your best friend, mother, father, brother, sister, boyfriend…

Small talk intolerant

A simple text based design to let people know that you don't know how to do smalltalk.

Are you fed up with people asking you the same questions over and over again… small talk is not your cup of tea… Show everyone around, that you expect them to be original and go beyond Frequently Asked Questions.

Are you fed up with people asking you the same questions over and over again… small talk is not your cup of tea… Show everyone around, that you expect them to be original and go beyond Frequently Asked Questions.