This is part of the Ghost Host speech from Disneyland's The Haunted Mansion in California. It reads: When hinges creak in doorless chambers, and strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls; Whenever candlelights flicker where the air is deathly still - that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight! Welcome foolish mortals"
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There were a lot of weird things in the Victorian era, but floriology has got to be one of its most eccentric quirks. I've always been intrigued by dictionaries called The Language of Flowers. These books showed cryptic ways to send messages to your lover. But why stop at saying things like "my affections are pure" or "I will be faithful and true"? I think it would be a lot more helpful to have a subtle way to express "stop leaving your underwear on my floor" or "you're being clingy, dude".