We guarantee the highest quality of tibetan steel laser swords that our trained monks (that's monks, not monkeys) can forge. You can slash, hack and slice with these amazing blades. You'll have access to the finest frame traps. Your opponent won't know what Ultra'd him!
Tags: jago, video-games, fighting-games, swords, blades
Our new Tactical Jaguar Batons come with improved durability and our signature electrical-plasma charge system, allowing you to produce short explosive bursts of energy. Made for tactical forced compliance and self-defense, this batons are also great for raves. So whether it's in the battlefield or a party, you'll wipe the floor in a Ichi, Ni, San!
Tags: killerinstinct, street-fighter, mortal-kombat, b-orchid, orchid
"Well, it's 32-bits awesomer, isn't it? It's not 32-bit only. You see, most game heroes, you know, will be playing at 32-bit. You're on 32-bit here, all the way up. Where can you go from there? Where? Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do? Put it up to 64. Exactly. 32 awesomer. These go to 64."
Tags: nintendo, spinal-tap, mario