Teleportation Hoodies
Description: BrundleFly was founded by Dr. Seth Brundle in 1986. Dr. Brundle mastered molecular physics at the age of 20 and devoted his life to developing a teleportation system that against all the scientific establishment's expectations has proved successful. His telepods will "change the world"!
Description: If I could teleport, I'd probably still be late... I mean, I'm sure I would still be late.
If I could teleport, I'd probably still be late... Hoodie
by sondernoir
$32 $42
bamf the teleporter elf ecopop art selected design Hoodie
by Jorge Lebeau
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Description: Futuristic transportation promises instant quantum relocation, eliminating highway traffic and long transit delays forever. Chronic procrastinators welcome this sci-fi breakthrough, not to arrive punctually, but to optimize eleventh-hour stalling. If traversing continents takes a single second, you will postpone leaving home until three seconds before an event commences. You linger on the couch, look for missing car keys, and scroll social feeds until departure becomes an absolute emergency. Technological progress cannot cure unpunctuality; it condenses human tardiness into higher velocities. The humor celebrates incorrigible delays, showing how advanced travel inventions only enable humans to bungle schedules with unprecedented swiftness.
I can't wait for teleportation so I can be late to things significantly faster Hoodie
by englishlearning
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Description: Seth Brundle, a brilliant but eccentric scientist, meets Ronnie Quaife, a science journalist, at a press event. He takes her back to his warehouse home and laboratory and shows her his invention: a set of "telepods" that allows instantaneous teleportation between pods. Seth convinces Ronnie to keep the invention secret in exchange for exclusive rights to the story, and she documents his work. Although the telepods can transport inanimate objects, they mutilate live tissue, which is demonstrated when a baboon is turned inside-out during an experiment.
Description: not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me design
not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me Hoodie
by mdr design 23
$32 $42
german elf ecopop in purple teleportation art Hoodie
by Jorge Lebeau
$32 $42
Description: Philadelphia Experiment - The Philadelphia Experiment is a popular 1943 naval urban legend claiming that the US Navy successfully cloaked the destroyer escort USS Eldridge from radar. Conspiracy theories allege the ship was accidentally teleported to Norfolk, Virginia, and traveled through time.
