Ultraquirky Hoodies

“Internet rabbit holes and coffee…there goes the day.” Who doesn’t fall down an internet rabbit hole now and then? Find an extremely engrossing and time-consuming topic. Grab a cup of coffee and roll with the experience.

Photo of a coral reef in the Red Sea at the Coral Beach Nature Reserve in Eilat, Israel.

“1.1 exaFLOPS. I’m dreaming of an exascale machine. I need speed.” Express your inner need for speed and your quirky sense of humor. Dream big.

Photo of red umbrellas along a beach at the Dead Sea, Israel.

Photo of a group of men on the beach at the Dead Sea in Israel. Several are covered in Dead Sea mud. All the fixings for a fun vacation day…sunshine, beach, saltwater, and mud.

Seamless monochrome pattern in black and white.

“I’m dreaming of an exaflop machine. I need speed.” Express your inner need for speed and your quirky sense of humor. Dream big.

“Citizen Developer. Low-Code, No-Code Professional.” Are you at the forefront of the low-code, no-code revolution? Let everyone know you are a “five-star low/no-coder pro.”

Photo of a lily pond in the Sarona Market in Tel Aviv, Israel; tall buildings in the background. The location is Kalman Magen Street.

Juice vendor on the beach in Tel Aviv, Israel. Black and white photo taken 1 July, 1934 by Zoltan Kluger, public domain, via Wikimedia Commons. Colorized.

Remembering Dan S, a gifted creative and all-around good guy. Adapted from his watercolor painting.

Abstract fractal design with shades of pink on a black background.

Seamless kaleidoscope pattern with circles and triangles. Magenta, blue, and gold on a black background. The kaleidoscope was invented in 1816.

Poster promoting the First Maccabiah (Maccabee Games) held in Tel Aviv, Eretz Israel, 28 March - 6 April, 1932. 390 athletes from 27 countries participated. 20,000 spectators were at the opening ceremony. There were competitions in 16 sports. Published by Maccabi World Union. Public domain, via PPPA.

Workers labeling bottles at the Lido Cosmetics Factory in Tel Aviv, Israel. Black and white photo taken 1 May 1934 by Zoltan Kluger, public domain, via Wikimedia Commons. Colorized.

“Unmask moral blind spots.” What a conversation starter! Encourage colleagues, friends, and family to share their thoughts on moral blind spots. Something good may come of it…greater sensitivity to issues of the day, work ethics, integrity, and values.

Getting into the whole virtual thing? Pursuing the opportunities? Then, you’re an immersionist…a made-up word for a made-up world.

“Watch out. I feel glitchy today.” Ever have one of those days when your code will not behave? Glitches galore. There are days when your life will not behave. Let everyone know. Maybe they will cut you some slack.

Remembering Dan S, a gifted creative and all-around good guy. Adapted from his watercolor painting.

“I am reimagining my relationship with STRESS.” Let everyone know you’re working on “getting a grip.” A bit of humor can be very helpful.

Photo of food vendors and people shopping at the Mahane Yehuda (shuk) open-air market in Jerusalem, Israel. Large displays of colorful fruits and vegetables are featured.

Photo of people floating and relaxing in the Dead Sea, Israel.

Group of men with election materials in Tel Aviv, Israel. Meir Dizengoff became the mayor of Tel Aviv in this election. Black and white photo taken 1929 by Shmuel Yosef Schweig, public domain, via Wikimedia Commons. Colorized.

Photo of a street scene at the Sarona Market in Tel Aviv, Israel; tall building in the background.

How much is that doggie in the window? Photo of pink meringue poodles in a bakery in Haifa, Israel.

“Gleefully Enabling the Singularity.” A joke about the singularity…why not? Show your very human and quirky sense of humor. Here’s a conversation starter about uncontrollable and irreversible technological growth.

Female volunteers taking a bus driver course in Tel Aviv, Israel, to relieve the shortage of male drivers serving in World War II. British Leyland Motors Ltd. double decker bus, circa 1937. Black and white photo taken 17 October, 1940 by Zoltan Kluger, public domain, via Wikimedia Commons. Colorized.

“I don’t need online school. I know how to hang laundry.” Calling all punsters! This is your design. Finding online education challenging to adjust to? Let everyone know you’re a bit of a rebel…with a quirky sense of humor.

Photo of people walking on a narrow street in the Jewish Quarter of the Old City of Jerusalem, Israel.

Photo of people walking on a narrow street in the Jewish Quarter of the Old City of Jerusalem, Israel.

“Purim Celebrations in Tel-Aviv, 1929, 14-15 of Adar Bet, 26-27.3.29” (Hebrew.) Poster promoting Tel Aviv’s Purim parade, March 26-27, 1929. A. L. Monsohn Lithographic Press, Jerusalem. Designed by Arie Natan. Public domain.

“How much is a ticket to Mars?” is a polite way of saying, “Get me out of here!” Express your frustration, need for adventure, escapism, and space humor.

Getting into the whole virtual thing? Pursuing the opportunities? Then, you’re an immersionist…a made-up word for a made-up world.

“I don’t need online school. I know how to hang laundry.” Calling all punsters! This is your design. Finding online education challenging to adjust to? Let everyone know you’re a bit of a rebel…with a quirky sense of humor.

“Adloyada, 1933, Tel Aviv” (Hebrew.) Advertising poster for Adloyada (“until one doesn’t know”) Purim parade in Tel-Aviv, Israel, 1933. Strod Publishing, Tel Aviv. Original concept by Avraham Aldema. Public domain.

“Finest Confectionery Beit-Lehem.” (Hebrew.) Circa 1935. Published by Beit Lehem Bakery, LTD, Tel Aviv, Israel. Designed by Shalom Aharoni. Public domain, via PPPA.