Jack Mainwaring sure did warn ‘em. Having trawled the Bering Sea for fifty years, Jack had seen just about everything the sea had to offer. He even claimed to have seen the fabled giant squid. Sitting at the bar in the Green Mollusk Hotel, Jack warned the crew of the Mary Buchman to be wary of the giant sea creature before they set out from port – for it is out there and has been devouring maritime vessels and their crew for centuries. Of course, no one believed him, until the Mary Buchman and her crew were never seen again.
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She Was Warned Nevertheless She Persisted. The infamous saying by Mitch McConnell in reference to Elizabeth Warren's attempt to read Coretta Scott King's letter on the Senate floor. Get this shirt for any strong independent woman who does not allow a man to tell her to sit down!
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Funny design features a vintage graphic of a lady in a red bathing suit, straw hat and blue sunglasses. The vintage chick is laying on her stomach with her head propped up on her elbows. There is text below that says I'm the bitch your Mom warned you about. The perfect design for the self proclaimed bitch!
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Funny design features a vintage graphic of a girl laying on the beach on her stomach with her head propped up on hands. She is wearing a red bathing suit, straw hat and blue sunglasses. There is text in white font that says, I'm the bitch your Mom warned you about!. The perfect design for self proclaimed bitches!
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