Witty Hoodies

Your ego is not your amigo!

In perfect safety there cannot be risk, or fun, or ultimately life. While we do function well in safe places, we do live only on the edge of the unknown, with sketchy maps, vague instructions and missing safety manuals.

Happy Hour Happy Holiday

Beer Christmas

A funny saying which is extremely relatable to all of us introverts in the world. Know someone like this? Makes a great gift that will turn up some laughter in your life.

Illustration of a brain washing it self with media.

Choose smarts over selfies! Books not Belfies!

Me? Sarcastic? Never! The funny quote design. Cool gift idea.

When you're 'NOT A MECHANIC'. Visit our store for more great designs!

The 'I'M PROOF MUM & DAD DID A GOOD JOB' design is a perfect gift for new parents. Check out our store for more interesting stuff!

The 'EYES LIKE DAD'S HEART LIKE MOM'S' design is a perfect gift for new parents. Check out our store for more interesting stuff!

Unleash the beauty of classical music with this captivating t-shirt featuring the witty slogan Without the violin life would Bb. Celebrate the elegance and soul-stirring melodies of the violin, while showcasing your love for this timeless instrument with a touch of humor.

Later on he'll be arrested by soldier insects.

I really don't care do you - funny sarcastic tee shirt

This hilarious and eye-catching lettering design is the perfect way to pay homage to all the dad jokes out there. Featuring the phrase "Father knows 'funny'," it's sure to get a laugh out of everyone who sees it.

Simple white letters on black background: "This is definitely the stupidest timeline." The first pandemic in a century, an attempted insurrection, maskholes, and relentless lying, are definitely part of the stupidest timeline. At least, we hope. Egad.

Share a smile with this humorous design for all those control freaks out there!

We all know this person. We probably don't like them, either. What a great way to say "you're an asshole" in a funny, non-confrontational way than with this shirt? :)

This I love talking to myself, she gets me design is bound to get some smirks and small laughs from anyone who reads it.

Sarcastic outbursts likely. Perfect gift for men and women who love sarcasm or have a dry humour / humor. Get it as a gift for your teacher, your best friend, neighbour, husband, wife, daughter, son, daughter, girlfriend, boyfriend .... you get the idea

Got it !

"Don't Test Me, I Have Screenshots!" conveys confidence and assertiveness, suggesting that the wearer is ready to provide digital evidence to support their claims or defend themselves in a humorous manner.

Fuel up on love and caffeine with our "Dad Fuel: Coffee and Unconditional Love" Father's Day t-shirt. This minimalistic design features the phrase "DAD FUEL", highlighting the importance of dads in our lives. The shirt also includes a heart-shaped graphic made of coffee beans, symbolizing the perfect blend of two things that bring joy: coffee and the unconditional love of a dad. Perfect for Fathers, Grandfathers, Dads, and Granddads, this tee is a tribute to their love and the role they play in our lives. Crafted with premium quality materials, this t-shirt ensures comfort and style, making it an excellent choice for everyday wear. Show your appreciation and love for dad with this heartfelt design.

An amusing baseball quote that jokingly suggests using chopsticks to catch a ball and celebrates a successful catch with a "banzai" cheer.

The perfect way to wear this is when you're riding on your own or with a group of fellow cyclist.

Heinrich Heine quote: God will forgive me. It's his job.

Heinrich Heine quote: So long as my heart is full of love and the heads of my fellow-men are full of folly, I shall never lack something to write about.

This Is My Second Rodeo

Funny Quote There's Highway To Hell And Stairway To Heaven

The truth about all of us!

an original back to school design

Don't look at me... Seriously though don't look at me!!!

Simple white letters on black background: "Graaaains. - vegan zombie". Get freekeh with the grains! Heh. Ain't no bad joke like a dad joke (because people aren't sure if vegans are joking or not).

The My Fur is Colorful is perfect for You!

Stride into the past with this dapper Victorian design, "Walking Tall and Carrying a Sly Stick." Showcasing a suave gentleman and his trusty cane, this witty creation brings humor and sophistication to your wardrobe. Embrace Victorian design and showcase your refined taste with this Balderdash Boutique original. The perfect choice for history buffs, vintage enthusiasts, or those who appreciate a clever pun, this design is sure to get you compliments and smiles. Unleash your inner gentleman today!

You're the boss, bro, and let everyone know it by putting this bossy but funny design on your new favorite tee, sip your tea like a true king with this on your mug, or put this boss anywhere you'd like, for example your fridge or your vehicle, with our magnet and sticker options!