Again? Another night sweet blissful heaven-on-earth cuddle time ruined by this great wall of happiness-crushing animosity. This means war. This pillow has to go. After observing the pillow for nights with the footage you've collected on your secret camera. You realize the pillow is in fact alive and takes pleasure in preventing you from cuddling your beloved. Throwing it away wouldn't help as it would just crawl back over to its same spot night after night. You could cut it up but then it would just re-assemble itself. So the only logical thing to do is go on a vacation with your man to Hawaii. Climb to the top of a volcano with him and toss the little green devil into the lava. Cuddling time will never be ruined ever again.
Tags: anger, angry, wrath, girlfriend, boyfriend
You know your man really cares about you... If it smells like something just died so he goes and checks on you in the restroom. This is next level consideration. Has your man ever checked on you because he was worried the grim reaper was about to claim your soul at one of your most vulnerable moments? Doesn't matter how pretty you are. Everybody poops. However, no matter how smelly your poop is. What's important is that he's there for you.
Tags: death, smell, smells-bad, smells-like-shit, poop