Young Prince Hoodies
The young future Prince of the Forest has a life full of stoic responsibility and stud duties to look forward to, but for now he can cut loose and enjoy the gleeful pursuits of a carefree youth... such as target-blasting butterflies with his farts. I'm sorry. I blame my poor upbringing.
Tags: thumper, butterfly, flatulence, fart, prince-of-the-forest
If you're considering this shirt, some time must have passed since you've owned a "thumper". You've long forgotten the teeth shattering vibrations that travel up the handlebars and into your soul. You've forgiven it for ejecting critical screws and bolts along the route like it was trying to leave a breadcrumb trail for you to follow back home. And you've moved past it's prejudice speeds that would allow you to load it up and take it on the expressway. Commemorate your ex with this shirt.
Tags: motorcycle, motorcycles, motorbike, bikers, motorbikes