Zartan Hoodies

Vintage Trading card Style

CLASSIC GIJOE DESIGNS WITH AN UPDATED LOOK!

The Cobra B.A.T. a.k.a Battle Android Trooper(s), designed & built by Dr. Mindbender to serve the Cobra Commander & the ongoing battle between G.I. Joe & Cobra.

The perfect shirt to go with your chocolate-covered donuts and grape soda. Wear this reprehensible group of mercenaries as you tune up your post-apocalyptic ride.

Big Boa loves his kangaroos, so he opened a steakhouse. Tenderized to your preference. COBRA

Cobras IT Support

crimson guard - simple red circle vintage

Cobra

Zartan

The best band in the world now has the t-shirt it deserves. In original yellow/red.

The best band in the world now has the t-shirt it deserves. In proper Dreadnok colors.

Metal meets Cobra.

destro - simple red circle vintage

Cold Slither spent 20 weeks at #1 -- I don't know why Cobra even bothered doing anything besides music after that!

Featured only in the two part 'Worlds Without End', the logo of the Cobra Imperial Police is the standard Cobra logo...but with a little hat. Worn by Zartan & the Dreadnoks.

The Dreadnoks are a fictional biker gang from the G.I. Joe universe who are affiliated with Cobra as shock troops, offering their mercenary services as subordinates of their leader, Zartan. All Dreadnoks are uncouth and violent, and usually engage their enemies with unconventional and creative (many times crude) weaponry. Most, if not all, have shown a particular taste for chocolate-covered donuts and grape soda. The Dreadnoks also make a habit of torturing captured enemies, usually in bizarre ways such as exposure to pain-inducing laughing gas or tossing victims into pools of man-eating piranhas. Their headquarters is a compound hidden somewhere in the Florida Everglades.