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Honoring the brilliant work of JC Lillis and How to Repair a Mechanical Heart

Two! The answer is two! You remember the old joke, don’t ya? How many (fill in the blank) does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, this isn’t exactly what it meant. Consider it a different take on a classic joke.

If you are a Chris Farley / Matt Foley fan then you will love this tee! Featuring a retro distressed style, and a funky van down by a river! Show off that you have been taking some Matt Foley Motivational Classes to learn how to live in a van down by the river! Keep a beloved character alive with this cool design.

How to Disappear Completely - Instructional diagram. Inspired by the song of the same name by the band Radiohead.

Sometimes I just don't want to hear your voice. Other times I just need some peace and quiet. I will make it clear in either case. Be quiet, shut up, I don't care, nobody cares, just leave me alone and go away. So many ways to get the sentiment across. And Seriously, Thanks For Understanding.

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Famous quote of the German philosopher.

Key to my heart. A beautiful, cute key design that have hearts in the key hole.

Silly and fun digitally illustrated iced doughnut character covered in colorful sprinkles, holding a sweet popsicle. Perfect greeting card for after a birthday, baby shower, or any special event. Looks so cute printed on art prints, notecards, stickers, wall art, mugs, home decor, clothing, and t-shirts.

How do you get a tissue to dance? You put a little boogie in it. This hilarious joke is adorably illustrated on this t-shirt. Two tissues are dancing under a disco ball with colorful reflected spots from the disco ball. This is a perfect tee for anyone who loves silly jokes or disco dancing. Makes a great disco gift or present for your joke loving friend. Wear the punchline and make people laugh when you provide the joke. This could also make a fun get well gift for someone who has a bad cold and a lot of boogers.

I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," and "The Feminist Agenda."

How would you like to turn those 10$ into a 1000!!!c? Funny best offer of your life, don't let this guy\gal scam you out of your money, keep your dollars close, and your cents closer. This sure is tempting, the 1000 part of it really pops out and makes a compelling case! Stupid, seriously idiotic t shirt design for the common, not top of his\hers field, hustler.

Don't mess with a blogger; we know how to expose your secrets... in a witty blog post!

Bold version of this popular way to say it is alright to be a little different. Great gift for men or women, especially those artsy and crafty types or anyone who walks to the beat of a different drummer

Add some fun to your wardrobe with this medical student design or give it as the perfect gift to a medical student in need to look good in medschool!

For the rom-com lover who's seen them all. From "10 Things I Hate About You" to "How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days." From "The Wedding Date" to "The Wedding Planner" to "The Wedding Singer" to - well, you get the idea.

Get Out and Go Wild Wanderlust Design Says you live the wild life and wander the trails of the earth. If you explore mountains, rivers, forests, wilderness areas and find your happy place outside, then tell the world to go hiking and get lost in the outdoors.

A toddler happens to look as if he's climbing branches to the large tree, shadowed below on fresh grass in early summer. A fortunate shot from the Dallas Arboretum which won me a top award in a local photographic society contest I entered. Imagine toddler joy for simple things

Another great illustration from renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Movie Stars Collection

Mixed media illustration

The classic Philadelphia cheesesteak. Sport some Philly pride with this design. It doesn't matter who you think has the best cheesesteak, it matters how you order it. Here are some tips: 1) Don't call it a Philly cheesesteak. In Philadelphia, it's just a cheesesteak. 2) Your three cheese choices are whiz, American, or Provolone. Don't get fancy. 3) Wit means with fried onions. Don't walk in there and say "whiz wit without fried onions." If you don't want fried onions say "whiz without." This design is the classic wiz wit. 4) Know what you want, Order fast. Don't make conversation. There's a line and they have a game to get to.

The Seven Year Itch - Alternative Movie Poster

Coffee in One Hand, Confidence in The Other

Add some fun to your fat bike Wardrobe with this unique offroad bike design, or give it as the Perfect Cyclist Gift. Wear it and Pedal with Passion to feel the breeze, hear the sounds and sense the beauty as a rider biking in the Great Outdoors, cycling in your unique Bicycle clothing!

Golden Autumn Leaves art

Knowledge properly applied is power. Inspirational and motivational quotes, sayings, or phrases. Bright ideas await when that light bulb sparks and lights up and fills your head with powerful knowledge. When knowledge is properly applied there are no limits to what goals you can achieve in life.

Knowledge properly applied is power. Inspirational and motivational quotes, sayings, or phrases. Bright ideas await when that light bulb sparks and lights up and fills your head with powerful knowledge. When knowledge is properly applied there are no limits to what goals you can achieve in life.

Black African American man is dressed in suit, tie and Panama hat. He has a shovel in his hand, holds the shovel and digs a hole. He digs everything.

funny design of the skeleton is for those who care about classy strong confident quotes and who also love the mix between funny skeleton quotes and mental health quotes. Design is also fitting in time for the NATIONAL YOUTH CONFIDENCE DAY - on October 20, World Mental Health Day on Oct 10, World Kindness Day on Nov 13, World Compassion Day on 28 November, National Self-Confidence Day is March 26th, Halloween day on October 31

funny design of the skeleton is for those who care about classy strong confident quotes and who also love the mix between funny skeleton quotes and mental health quotes. Design is also fitting in time for the NATIONAL YOUTH CONFIDENCE DAY - on October 20, World Mental Health Day on Oct 10, World Kindness Day on Nov 13, World Compassion Day on 28 November, National Self-Confidence Day is March 26th, Halloween day on October 31

Chinese character for "dragon" in a memorable style brought to you by Dao of Doodle.

Woody Allen is one of my favorite film directors

Oh, how tempting it is, but please don’t. Show your loved ones you care about them by constantly reminding them not to this stupid thing.

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