If Youre Single At Least Youre Not Merch

If you're single at least you're not getting cheated on

If you're single at least you're not getting cheated on.

Simple white letters on black background: "Well, at least you're not Ted Cruz." Your life might be pretty bad right now, not arguing that. But you could be Ted Cruz and the fact you're not should make you smile.

Are you looking for funny gift ideas for an awesome fun day drinking guy or girl that loves sarcastic and sassy quotes? This design is it! This design features the phrase "If you're going to be salty at least bring tequila" in a fun handwritten style.

Simple white letters on black background: "At least you're not Matt Gaetz." Your life might be pretty bad right now, not arguing that. But it could be a lot worse. And that was true even before he was being investigated by the FBI. Ugh.

Simple white letters on black background: "Well, at least you're not Matt Gaetz." Your life might be pretty bad right now, not arguing that. But it could be a lot worse. And that was true even before he was being investigated by the FBI. Ugh.

If you're gonna stare at least say Mashallah

Simple white letters on black background: "At least you're not Ted Cruz." Your life might be pretty bad right now, not arguing that. But you could be Ted Cruz and the fact you're not should make you smile.

Simple white letters on black background: "Well, at least you're not Ted Cruz." Your life might be pretty bad right now, not arguing that. But you could be Ted Cruz and the fact you're not should make you smile.