It Computer Merch
Description: Perfect for IT pros, programmers, sysadmins, and tech lovers who know the truth about “the cloud.” This There Is No Cloud, It's Just Someone Else’s Computer design delivers clever geek humor with a clean, minimalist style. Great for wearing at work, conferences, or casual days when you want to make fellow techies smile. Ideal gift for coders, network admins, and computer nerds.
Description: A black background with white text lists "TECH SUPPORT HOURLY RATE" at the top. Below are price points and conditions: "$1000/PER HOUR", "$500/PER HOUR", "$52. YOU WATCH", "$1500/PER HOUR", "IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO IT", and "$3500 //PER HOUR". Yellow icons of a headset, computers, and tools are on the right.
Description: A retro-style circular emblem featuring a grumpy-looking gray cat wearing glasses and a lanyard, sitting at a keyboard and mouse in front of a vintage computer. The background consists of horizontal orange, yellow, and green stripes within a black circle. Text below reads "HAVE YOU TRIED TURNTNG IT OFF AND ON AGAIN?".
Description: Show off your tech pride with this retro-style hardware design. Featuring a powerful fist holding a screwdriver over a classic circuit board background, it’s the perfect look for computer technicians, IT support specialists, system administrators, and tech enthusiasts who love building and repairing PCs.
Description: Show off your sense of tech humor with this classic troubleshooting design! This print features a glowing green power symbol alongside the witty phrase "Have You Tried Turning It Off & On Again?" Perfect for IT support technicians, computer geeks, programmers, and helpdesk staff. Great for office wear, tech conferences, or casual weekends. A fantastic gift for him or her on birthdays, holidays, or work celebrations.
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again Funny IT Support Tech Hoodie
by PhotoSphere
$32 $42
Description: A bold design in white and gold on a black background. Features the text "TECH SUPPORT HOURLY RATE" above a list of hourly rates depending on customer actions. A computer monitor icon shows a headset, screwdriver and wrench. Text includes: "$100/HR STANDARD, $125/HR IF YOU WATCH, $150/HR IF YOU HELP, $200/HR IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST, $250/HR IF YOU WORKED FIRST, $250/HR IF TELL ME HOW TO DO IT"
Description: Celebrate women in tech with our Women in Tech design! This retro technology piece is the perfect gift for girls who code, female software engineers, and anyone in computer science.
Women in Tech, Female Coding, Web Dev Coder Girl Crewneck Sweatshirt
by WaBastian | One-stop Gift Shop!
$35
Description: Hilarious gift for tech-savvy dads who love classic dad jokes! This nostalgic design features "Dad Joke Loading... Please Wait" in authentic retro computer green screen style, complete with loading bar, floppy disk icon, hourglass, and pixelated graphics that'll take you back to the golden age of computing. Perfect for dads who grew up with DOS, Windows 95, and dial-up internet. Great for Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas, or any occasion to celebrate the dad who combines vintage tech nostalgia with legendary dad humor. Ideal for computer geeks, IT dads, programmers, tech enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates the timeless art of the dad joke with a retro computing twist.
Description: Bring some medieval charm to modern tech support frustrations! Featuring an old monk scribe with a call center headset asking the ultimate question: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?". The perfect funny gift for IT professionals, help desk heroes, system administrators, programmers, and computer geeks who deal with daily system reboots.
