Java Programming Merch
Description: A black background with white and red text displaying a code snippet. The code shows a loop that continues indefinitely as long as tea can be refilled and drunk. It reads: "Tea tea = new tea(); do { if (tea.isEmpty) { tea.Refill(); } else { tea.Drink(); } } while (true); // or drink tea forever".
Description: A white graphic on a black background depicts a tree with branches filled with programming language names. The roots form the base of the tree. At the bottom, a rectangular box contains the word 'PROGRAMMER' in large white capital letters. Languages include JavaScript, Java, Python, C++, Ruby, and many others.
Description: A black background with large white text at the top reading "I TURN COFFEE". To the left is a blue mug with "JAVA" written on it, steaming. Next to the mug is an orange equals sign. To the right is a computer monitor displaying code. Below, large white text reads "INTO CODE" with a red diagonal line crossing it out, and below that, large red text reads "BUGS".
Description: I got interested in the lineage of programming languages once and made a greatly abbreviated family tree. Most of our modern languages ultimately descend from Fortran or FLOW-MATIC (and their typically machine-specific languages). I've obviously left out many of the dialects (like CoffeeScript) and standards-update versions (like C++17).
Description: Text editors or coding software are used by all programmers and developers. Choose this weapon wisely. While emacs is considers the most powerful and highly customisable, VIM can get things done easily, NotePad sucks. Although we all started with it while writing our first Hello World program.
