A Christmas Story Kids T-Shirts

Bromance Old School

Celebrate the Holiday Season in style with our “Ugly Christmas Sweater - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out” tee! This funny Christmas Story t-shirt, inspired by the knit look of classic ugly Christmas sweaters, features a Red Ryder air rifle and broken glasses, with the caption “ You'll Shoot Your Eye Out”. It's perfect for Christmas movie lovers and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this Chrstmas Story-inspired tee. It also makes a great Christmas gift! Whether you're at a family Christmas party, celebrating the holidays with friends, or blasting Christmas music as you enjoy a lazy winter day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of vintage Christmas humor to your winter outfit.

Show Mommy How The Piggies Eat

Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

Poor Ralphie just wants a Red Ryder BB gun

It's a Wonderful Life - Alternative Movie Poster

Embodying the spirit of a christmas vacation, this shirt captures the essence of joy and merriment that fills the air during this special time of year. Picture Santa himself, filled with boundless happiness, dancing to the beat of holiday tunes. Drawing inspiration from the '80s, this shirt boasts a retro flair that's sure to make you feel nostalgic for the good old days. The design showcases Santa Claus grooving and jiving, spreading happiness wherever he goes. This shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it's a gift from the heart. Whether you're looking for a unique present or an addition to your own collection of ugly Christmas sweaters, this shirt delivers both humor and heartwarming holiday vibes.

It must be italian!

A pixel design made to look like an ugly Christmas sweater.

Miracle On 34th Street Movie Title

Painting of Ralphie

A Christmas Story Tribute

you'll shoot your eye out kid!

Celebrate the Holiday Season in style with our “You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Christmas Story - Knit Sweater” tee! This funny Christmas Story t-shirt, inspired by the knit look of classic ugly Christmas sweaters, features a Red Ryder air rifle and broken glasses, with the caption “ You'll Shoot Your Eye Out”. It's perfect for Christmas movie lovers and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this Chrstmas Story-inspired tee. It also makes a great Christmas gift! Whether you're at a family Christmas party, celebrating the holidays with friends, or blasting Christmas music as you enjoy a lazy winter day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of vintage Christmas humor to your winter outfit. Don't miss

The infamous Black Bart and his back yard gang will be back. Sport this great t-shirt from your favorite Christmas Movie.

He had a very shiny nose.

Light the lamp, not the rat! . Cute cat with Muppets music for Christmas.

Only he didn't say, "fudge". Over the years, Ralphie became quite a connoisseur of soap.

Be A Good Boy.

This is a funny shirt design which reads "NOTTAFINGA!" and is attributed to Old Man Parker of The Christmas Story.

This generation X quote is perfect for anyone who loves the movie, A Christmas Story.

Are you happy wearing that? Do want to take it off? Tell the kid to take it off.

Christmas!

"I Am a Writer anything you say or do may be used in a story is a great gift for all your loved ones who adore books and reading. Such a great gift for birthdays and for the awesome Christmas."

Make the kid take it off.

Fragiiiiiiiile... Must be italian

Christmas Story Flag Pole I Triple Dog Dare You T Shirt Classic T-Shirt

What this? It must be French.

Whoopie, a Zeppelin! This t-shirt features little brother Randy's exclamation as he finds his shiny new toy under the tree. If only every day could be Christmas...

Display your love for your favorite Christmas movie with this unique design!

A Major Award

A Christmas mash-up design. Originally hand-drawn with ink.

From the bowels of 1930's suburbia comes the menacing Scut Fakrus, here to ruin your Christmas,

Ugly Christmas 2019

Do you love this line from that great xmas classic?

Aaah! "Fra-GEE-leh!" It must be Italian!