Aardvark Kids T-Shirts

. . . an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die. ~ Bo Burnham

NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA Batvark! Relive the '666 Phenomenon! It's Batvark-Mania all over again! Who could forget Adem East's Iconic portrayal of the Darkest Knight Detector? And the classic Guest Villains: Sid Caesar as The Jackanape! Agnes Moorehead as The Feline Female! Meredith Baxter Birney as The Nun! Ernest Borgnine as the Conundrumer! And all the rest... Teamed with Tony Dow as his young ward and partner, Titmouse, Batvark fought a never ending battle against every B-list actor that didn't have a regular gig in the late 1960s. Impress your friends! Impress total strangers with a common interest in Nostalgic television!

Commie Martyr Che Iguana. You remember him from High School History class, right? Well, SOME of us weren't nursing hangovers... Anyway, here he is in a wearable form. As noted historian Ron Essler said: "to those who will never follow in his footsteps, submerged as they are in a world of cynicism, self-interest and frantic consumption, nothing could be more vicariously gratifying than Che's disdain for material comfort and everyday desires." All the profits go to Manly Matt Dow, because it's his design... (Upgraded to a better design.)

He’s just a little guy playing the lute for his aardvark friends

The F-111 is a retired supersonic strike aircraft.