Absurdist Kids T-Shirts

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go.

The sensational Spanish surrealist...

Simple white letters on black background: "I have just had boba or am on my way to get boba." Whether you add crystal pearls or black tapioca or pudding or matcha or fruit or whatever, boba is simply the best. Bubble tea for all!

Simple white letters on black background: "I have just had coffee or am on my way to get coffee." Add milk or keep it black; drink it sweet or bitter; you're always between coffees. Caffeine runs in your veins and oozes out your pores.

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function" - Garrison Keillor

Born To Die / Existentialist Meme Design

This is a digital illustration of Sisyphus moving the boulder over the hill with a car.

Simple white letters on black background: "anarchist librarian". You might have the specs and the hair in a bun and the shushing finger but your superhero identity is anarchist librarian. And frankly, we need more of you.

At This Point, If A Clown Invited Me Into The Woods, I’d Just Go

A monochrome portrait of Albert Camus with light coloured text for products with a dark background reading "life is absurd!"

Simple white letters on black background: "BAD ART FRIEND". Because did you donate a kidney? Well, did you? And did you congratulate me enough? WELL DID YOU? WHO IS THE BAD ART FRIEND?! (it's you)

Albert Camus? Ja Bitte!

Simple white letters on black background: "What doesn't kill you still tried to kill you." Forget making you stronger. We don't need bootstraps or tough love. Give yourself some credit and if you're surviving, you're doing great.

Simple white letters on black background: "I have just eaten bacon or am on my way to get bacon." Life is a never-ending parade of bacon and some of us like it like that. Tasty salted pig parts; nom nom.

Simple white letters on black background: "I have just had tea or am on my way to get tea." Maybe you're British; maybe you're an Aussie grandpa about to put the kettle on and get out the biscuit tin. But it's time for a cuppa tea.

Simple white letters on black background: "I have just eaten tacos or am on my way to get tacos." Are they hipster or are they simply classic? Doesn't matter; tacos are just the best. Well, all Tex Mex is pretty aces; that's just facts.

Simple white letters on black background: "I listen to bands that don't even exist yet". When you're effortlessly cool and maybe just a bit deadpan and snarky about edgelords.

Simple white letters on black background: "Donuts are my favorite circles." I mean, there's not even really any competition. Maybe LPs. Or in very specific circumstances - a life ring. But otherwise - sweet snacks all day, baby!

Simple white letters on black background: "Donuts are my favorite circles." I mean, there's not even really any competition. Maybe LPs. Or in very specific circumstances - a life ring. But otherwise - sweet snacks all day, baby!

Simple white letters on black background: "I would have replied but I didn't want to." Yeah. Sometimes you just gotta leave people on read. Because replying is just too much effort.

Simple white letters on black background: "I have no small talk. And no big talk either." Some of us can talk earnestly about dogs or waffles or battleships for hours, but not about the weather. And that's OK.

Philosopher Portrait.

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go.

Ruby Hope

Simple white letters on black background: "FOFOMO: Fear of fear of missing out." You don't want to miss out. But you don't want to get too anxious about it either. FOFOMO is for the birds.

Medusa

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go

Simple black letters on white background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

Simple white letters on black background: "average punter". We can't all be exceptional and you know what? That is FINE. The average punter thinks simple white text on a black background is pretty fine.

CHARACTERS IN SEARCH OF AN AUTHOR ABSURDIST LITERATURE SHIRT

Medusa

T-shirt print on t-shirt

Simple white letters on black background: "The line between self-care and self-destruction is a fine one." Take care of yourself, but don't go out the other side into complete indulgence. It's hard, particularly in a pandemic.

EMBRACING CHAOS WITH EVERY CHAPTER ABSURDIST LITERATURE

A bowl of very angry oatmeal

What a weirdo