Black Humour Kids T-Shirts

Black Holes are where God divided by zero

pie in the face

Simple white letters on black background: "mad scientist". Do you have a tower or a lair? Do you frequent graveyards? Perhaps this design is for you.

Simple white letters on black background: "hoi polloi". It sounds kinda fancy, right? "Join the hoi polloi for some polo, what, old chap?" But no. It means the masses; the common people; the poors. You and me, as it happens.

Looking after yourself is metal. Eat your vegetables, black metal knight. Bathe in the raw power of nature's vitamins.

Stripy cat hanging upside down from the branch of a tree.

Stylized Ox sketch with cross hatching

Compose yourself young person!

'Clean or Die' made by Krieger to help ISIS staff

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Simple white letters on black background: "hoi polloi". It sounds kinda fancy, right? "Join the hoi polloi for some polo, what, old chap?" But no. It means the masses; the common people; the poors. You and me, as it happens.

Simple white letters on black background: "miscreant". Just make sure your rebellion is against evil. If it's against good people or just self-serving, you end up kinda a d*ck, y'know?

Low On Spoons

Save the bees, Plant more trees, Clean the seas. Lettering Illustration Email [email protected] for any edits, custom designs or queries.

Still got that fire, even from beyond the grave.

Face Time, What did you see? Were you looking at me? Funny way of seeing things

Apparently I have an attitude, a print with a quote for the firm believers who don't take no crap from anybody. If you or someone you know are like this, get this print.

A vampire relaxing and having a cup of tea.

Simple white letters on black background: "I just want pockets." Why is this the biggest goal of the 21st century? Come on now, fashion industry, we just want pockets. Things go in them. They're useful. Pockets.

Who decided tidy was good and messy was bad? Someone boring, that's who! Imagination is messy. Creativity is messy. Nothing interesting happens in tidy rooms. It's time to be proud you are NOT Normal. It's time people started figuring out there is much, much more to life than being tidy.

Simple white letters on black background: "I just want pockets." Why is this the biggest goal of the 21st century? Come on now, fashion industry, we just want pockets. Things go in them. They're useful. Pockets.

For all dark souls which enjoy scrolling through the night!

Hail to the Primordial Radio 'Black Metal' Bo Squidley!

Humorously& satirically stylized chalk art cat face staring oddly at your peers with the text: ''WTH?".

Wayne's World - Salem

The ultimate design for the true rock lovers who know their stuff.

yes I am

quotes

"Money Cash Hos" is all about the hustle! With its bold lettering and sleek design, it's a nod to the gritty, entrepreneurial spirit of hip hop. Whether you're making moves in the music industry or grinding to get ahead in life, this design is a celebration of the drive and determination that fuels the hip hop community. So, if you're always on the hunt for more money and more cash, this design is a must-have for your wardrobe. It's a bold statement that says you're not afraid to get your hands dirty and make things happen!

Part of my 'Things To Do With Yesterday's Paper' series.

Socially Awkward Warning

Designed for introverts by an introvert.

Hi, I'm a time traveller. Oops, wrong year. Later. - funny playful quirky retro black and white typography word art for 2021.

This ibex is one grumpy mountain goat! You don't want to mess with these horns. A member of our growing herd of Angry Animals. Black and white vector design and pattern on a grey-blue background

Wait. I see a dog. Lettering Illustration for those who love dogs more than humans. Email [email protected] for any edits, custom designs or queries.

This guy joke, really bad but also funny, laughing at an accident someone had, best gift for not the best carpenter. Cheer up, both of you can still point and laugh.