America's first truly environmental president - and one who has a proclamation of only three words, in an exclusive order. Just don't call his Vice President a raccoon, and I'm sure we'll all get on fine.
You can get bit for a lot of other reasons too, but talking shit is waaaaay up on the list. Thanks to Austin Holcomb (twitter.com/nightphysics) for the concept of this shirt!
More werewolf shenaningans on ask-the-werewolves.tumblr.com.