Dumpster Kids T-Shirts

for all my crazy bitches out there

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2020 just started and all natural disasters everywhere! Australia forest fires and volcano eruptions everywhere! This is inevitable! Dumpsters will watch us burn ourselves if we don't act up on climate change as soon as possible!

I don't think anything is fine.

Art by co host of Cruel Tea Podcast Lillian Asterios!

The perfect gift for someone who likes raccoons. Impress your friends and family and peers with this cool design on a shirt.

An quiet Melbourne Laneway lit up with lights.

Melbourne's famous Hosier Lane at Night Time

Melbourne's gritty street art covered Rutledge Lane at midnight.

A graffiti covered laneway in Melbourne and abandoned shopping trolley.

vintage

Love kawaii? Then why not treat yourself to this bright, colourful and cheerful design!

Stop the garbage truck! There’s half a cheese steak back there! This lovable raccoon is from the Geico Commercial. Poor driving skills, but great environmental impact? Who would waste a Philly Cheese Steak anyways? Not me.

Raccoon Recycling

Milk crates left by street artists in Melbourne's Hosier Lane

You never know what you're gonna get. And it's not always great. Ironically I drew this based on a "chocolate" prompt and completed it just before we all went into covid lockdown. I had been working a job I thought would be amazing and it was just one disappointment after another. Indulge your pessimist tooth with this design.

Sometimes you need to remind yourself, or others, that at any moment you might unravel.

celebrate toronto with it's most iconic animal, a city that's great for growing families

A funny cartoon about gaming dumpster fires that happen all too often now days.

They always start out like a really cute idea for about 3 weeks, then they're just a box full of books no one in the neighborhood wants.

Tigers need love too. Adopt a cat today!

You never know what you're gonna get. And it's not always great. Ironically I drew this based on a "chocolate" prompt and completed it just before we all went into covid lockdown. I had been working a job I thought would be amazing and it was just one disappointment after another. Indulge your pessimist tooth with this design.

the calm aftermath of a blizzard-like squall several marches ago.

Skull enjoying the summer vibes

New catch phrase for a crazy year! Tshirt for anyone who is just trying to figure out what the eff going on. Wear this and you will immediately get sympathetic head nods from everyone that’s just holding on for dear life too. This tee shirt features white and red typography and no background.

I'm a Lit dumpster fire

Is your Life a Dumpster Fire? If so, grab this funny & sarcastic dark humor Dumpster Fire Design featuring a raccoon. Perfect for anyone who is a Hot mess, loves self deprecating humor, puns, and has a sense of humor. This Tee is bound to turn some heads. This Dumpster Fire Funny Ironic Meme design makes a great gift for family and friends who have a sense of humor. The design also features a cute kawaii Dumpster Fire with a scared & shocked face. Guaranteed to make friends, work colleagues and family LOL

With 2023 almost down the toilet, this design is intended to welcome 2024 and definitely lower inflation! Maybe 2023 wasn't as bad as 2020, but it wasn't too far off for many!

Garbage Trucks And Trash P

Trash panda. My spirit animal is trash panda. Nice gift. Good idea to buy this design.

This little light of mine. I'm gonna let it shine! Dumpster fire

Your favorite dumpster diver, the cute little possum is hanging upside down and ready for a snack. All the garbage is fair game. Let's get "Trashy."

Let's face it. The GOP is a mess. Constant infighting over who can kiss Trump's ass the hardest, who can write the most discriminatory bills, and who can impose the highest form of theocratic fascism. They suck.

Explore the whimsical world of raccoons with our delightful design featuring a raccoon graphic and the humorous text "trash panda." This design celebrates the raccoon's curious nature and resourcefulness, making it a charming addition to your style or decor.

my drawing of a dumpster on fire

If 2020 could be captured in a picture...