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Print inspired by the robot Marvin, from the book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", only in the cat version. For a change, he's complaining that his diodes hurt.

Shift Your Perspective

-Time Is An Illusion, Lunchtime Doubly So (black print) -very deep, you should send that into Readers Digest, they’ve got a page for people like you. -Douglas Adams, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

-Time Is An Illusion, Lunchtime Doubly So (white print) -very deep, you should send that into Readers Digest, they’ve got a page for people like you. -Douglas Adams, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

“What? Harmless! Is that all it’s got to say? Harmless! One word!’ Ford shrugged. ‘Well, there are a hundred billion stars in the Galaxy, and only a limited amount of space in the book’s microprocessors,’ he said, ‘and no one knew much about the Earth, of course.’ ‘Well, for God’s sake I hope you managed to rectify that a bit.’ ‘Oh yes, well I managed to transmit a new entry off to the editor. He had to trim it a bit, but it’s still an improvement.’ ‘And what does it say now?’ asked Arthur. ‘Mostly harmless,”

Another design by Deep Space Dives.

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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move, design. High definition for a crisp print

Don't Panic and carry a towel

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Two laboratory white mice, with round ears, super cute, the first one is holding a lab glassware and the second one is wearing glasses, planning something funny.

Hitchhiker's Guide Whale and Petunias

Glowing, for your comfort

Channeling the mystique of Anubis, the revered Egyptian deity guarding the realm of the dead.

Don't Panic Typographic

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"Looking up into the night sky is looking into infinity—distance is incomprehensible and therefore meaningless." —Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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“They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy - not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without an order, signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. If you want to get a lift from a Vogon, forget it. They are vile and ill tempered. If you want to get a drink from a Vogon, stick your finger down his throat. If you want to annoy a vogon, feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.” - DOUGLAS ADAMS

Yes, Marvin is really happy... or not?

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Designs based off the main Starship Titanic logo

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Designs based off the secondary Starship Titanic logo

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A luxury towel with the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything embroidered along with the cover phrase of the Guide.

Marvin The Paranoid Android Cartoon, hand drawn in high resolution for a crisp print

Marvin The Paranoid Android Cartoon, hand drawn in high resolution for a crisp print

Life? Don't talk to me about life. Hand drawn Marvin the Paranoid Android design. High resolution for a crisp print.

Source code of Deep Thought

Deep breaths, Keep Calm, don't panic.