Hap Kids T-Shirts
Description: This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse.
Description: It's a garden of forking paths, all that ever was and ever will be. The invisible river.
Forking Paths (white lines) Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by Aethernally Oblivious // Spazzy Newton ART&DESIGN
$19
premium eggnog 1989 - hap hap happiest christmas guaranteed Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by Yokoso
$13 $19
Description: Let everyone know that like Clark Griswold, you're determined to have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas! Put this Christmas Vacation shirt on after you're finished launching into your version of Clark Griswold's rant. After all, no one would want their bonus to be a subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club.