Ketchum Kids T-Shirts

INK IT portrays Artoria Gibbons who was born in 1893. My hand-colored adapted B&W photo is collaged with a tattoo flash sheet . The original painting on canvas is for sale on my Artspan web page for a ridiculously low price. See www.peterjketchum.com.But shop here on TeePublic first. It's the patriotic thing to do. The economy and all that. Artoria is available on inexpensive tees, hoodies, phone cases, magnets and a bunch of other VERY affordable stuff. All cheaper than a real tattoo. And less painful too.

Experience the rugged beauty of the Wild West with this Ketchum Idaho wild west town design inspired by the American wild. From cowboys to indigenous art, our collections celebrate the spirit of desert towns in the USA. Printed on a variety of products such as t-shirts and mugs, these designs are the perfect gift for Western and cowboy art enthusiasts.

Gone fishin'

A very diverse location for Idaho. You can go from driving in the Snake River Valley, enjoying mesas and plateaus...to mountainous get-a-ways for Hollywood types.

TOMATO

So like the witch we're melting. In the West. And the East. Even Portland Oregon. Yikes. Baked. Roasted. Hotter than hell. So bake a cake. RIGHT ON THE SIDEWALK. No oven needed. Frost it. FROST! You'll need cold ice cream as a go with. Mother nature's reward for her nasty heat snit. See my finer art on Artspan: www.peterjketchum.com

With the portrait of Willa Cather as a girl and her quotation, this design honors the great American author and early feminist. She believed any girl could be Pope, Emperor or anything she wanted to be. Spread the word about Girl Power with gifts made from this design. And, want to be Pope? Work at it until you wear down the Cardinals and they vote you in. And then make your best friend the first lady Cardinal.

Here's bloody good Free Advice for people intent on living mindfully and well. Or just plain living. Give 100% in everything you do, but not always. This motivational, life-saving design is on mugs, tees, hoodies, pillows, magnets and a whole bunch of stuff. Inexpensive gifts with a message everyone should follow. Wear it when you give blood, or give an appreciative mug to a person working in a blood donation center. Or just give it to a an overachieving friend. And do give blood. But sensibly.

Adapted from a vintage black and white newspaper ad. For the last year or so the mustache has restaked its claim to the upper lip of the stylish. No longer just for cops, leathermen, English profs, or porn stars. The stache is for all. Be a man, or manish! Grow one by yourself or with a little help. It's a new age. Get with it. Fashion dictates obedience. Brooklyn born but now stylish worldwide.

A self-aware, immodest Black beauty in an assertive, here-I-am Afro. She's beautiful, and knows it. Deal with it. Bold, humorous and affirming graphic available on a variety of stuff for ridiculously low prices. Art prints of this design are on my web page www.peterjketchum.com. Here on TeePub are my shirts, cases, magnets, pins, blah blah blah.

The world is such a mess. I am here to help you with a series of Free Advice designs on mugs, tees, pillows and stuff. Here is Free Advice #1: If your job is to eat frogs, eat the biggest one first. That way successive frogs will be smaller! Apply this same wisdom to your life. Do the hardest, most odious task first. Then everything else gets easier. Mark Twain first gave this advice. He was being funny. I am not. Eat your frog! Motivate yourself and your loved ones with Free Advice. More Free advice as soon as I finish my frog. Now, order some stuff. Biggest first. Ribbit. Thanks.

I’ve been on horses, real and electronic. I’ve been kicked by a horse. I know horse people. And I know many horse people love their horses and merely tolerate humans. Particularly human males. Sharon Ralls Lemon, author of The Ultimate Horse Book wrote, “The essential joy of being with horses is that it brings us in contact with the rare elements of grace, beauty, spirit and freedom.” This bold graphic design is available on a wide variety of stuff here in my KetchumArt Store. You can also get it in an affordable limited edition signed print on my Artspan page, www.peterjketchum.com. But shop here first. Maybe for valentine gifts for the horse lover— OR LOVER— in your life? Thanks for your interest, and may the horse be with you!

MISSING LIBERTY shows one of the most recognizable faces in the world. Do you know who it is? The Statue of Liberty. Close up. She looks somewhat sad, though. Or maybe annoyed. Why? Maybe because of all the threats on our American freedoms and on our very democracy. Do your bit to keep the lamp of freedom lit for ALL people, and for our very democracy. Don’t let the muddled asses win. Don’t let liberty go missing. You can see my fine art on Artspan, peterjketchum.com. But buy a patriotic tee first! Thanks.

Are males overrated? This design on apparel and other gifts makes a proclamation in the affirmative. Sure, men have their good points. Like the sperm thing if you want to make a baby. You can probably think of other plusses. Work on it. In the meantime, place an order. The enjoyment derived from your purchase cannot be overrated. For fine art, see myweb page: www.peterjketchum.com on Artspan.

Having a bad day? A moan day or a wails day? This design on tees, mugs and other stuff will cheer you up. Just say James Joyce’s words out loud. Shout the words. Loud. Pound your chest. Hard. Weep copiously. See. It worked! The design adapts a photo of James Joyce and pairs it with his iconic days of the week from “Finnegans Wake.” He called the work “a nightmaze.” Read it and see why. Do it this Frightday. Know an English major? This would be a perfect gift. Or a Burthday present?

Some creatures have nine lives. You have just one. But that is no excuse for scaredy catness. Like this brave, free-clouding cat, stalk adventure. Walk on air or sing at the Met (outside at Lincoln Center if they won't let you in.) Train a tiger, race a camel. Run a marathon in Spain, or run an errand in torrential rain. Do something outlandish. Something different. Post it on Instagram. Whatever IT is, you don't even have to wear Nikes to do it. Just do it! Double dare you. Find the brave kitty on pillows, tees and other inexpensive stuff in my KetchumArt store. Gift a skittish friend this push to courage. Other art by me can be seen on my artist's web page: www.peterjketchum.com

No matter what your governor says, WEAR A MASK. It's a big help in curbing this monster Covid Plague. Spread the word. On shirts! Mugs! cMagnets! Pillows! Be a brave disciple for national health. Give this message to a doubting Tom, Dick or Harriet. Don't politicize the dangerous reality. Spread the word, and not the disease. Thanks. Other art by this artist can be seen at www.peterjketchum.com.

A self-aware, immodest beauty with in an assertive statement of Truth. She's beautiful, and she knows it. Deal with it. Bold, humorous and affirming graphic available in different-sized prints for absurdly affordable prices. Perfect for dorm room or a room of your own.

SCAREDY- CATS is a design on shirts, pillows and stuff. And aren't we all Scaredy-Cats. What with the Earth having used up at least six and a half of its nine lives and everyone but Rhode Island having nuclear missiles. Yikes. Get a tee shirt or something in my store even if you aren’t scared. (But, you should be. Very very scared.) Then go see my fine art on Artspan (www.peterjketchum.com) to get a signed print of the scaredy-cats. Thanks.

"Fake it till you make it," is a popular saying. It means if you act confident and have an optimistic attitude, you will have positive results. Just fluff up facts a bit if you have to! A wise soul wrote even if you're not brave, "act as if you are brave and soon a COURAGE-FIT will replace your fit of fear." Have a courage fit! Succeed. And buy stuff here to remind you to fake it until you DO make it. And you will. Probably. Or not. Order stuff here first. Then check out my art prints at ridiculously low prices available at www.peterjketchum.com. Thanks. Shop here now! Have a buying fit.

LET THEM EAT CAKE! Marie Antoinette supposedly said it when told her subjects didn't have bread. Actually she didn't say it, but got blamed for it anyway. She got iced. THWACK. Lost her head. Thud. Whether named Marie or Jeff or Elon, the rich don't get being poor. See today's news. Hey rich billionaire people, let US have cake! AND a slice of the pie! Need gifts? Piece of cake! Buy stuff with Marie and her yummy cakes on it. The French Queen, WITH head, is available on tees, mugs, pillows, etc. Gory back story, but great gift. And subtle protest! After you've selected many gifts on TeePublic, you can find limited edition prints by this award-winning artist on Artspan at www.peterjketchum.com.

This design for tees, pillows, magnets and stuff turns the table on the famed logo for RCA which depicted a dog, head cocked, listening to his master's voice coming from a period Victrola with a huge horn.The dog in this adaptation of a vintage cartoon is NOT listening to his master. Rather the pooch commands his owner to speak. Speak to me! I need attention. I have separation anxiety. And you do it because you know the dog is master in canine-human relationships. Scratch me! Feed me! Walk me! Roll over! Shake hands! Stay! Make room in the bed! Speak! And buy the pillow with me on it. Then see the artist's fine art here: www.peterjketchum.com. P.S. If someone is ignoring you, use this commanding dog on a tee as a not very subtle hint.

Get your own tee or any product like the friendly counselors and staff at Devil's Hill, Arizona's very own Camp Ketchum located in the desert mountains. The Murders at Camp Ketchum is a new horror novel from E. Reyes (Author of The Halloween Grindhouse) releasing in August 2022.

RED LIPS is a design adapted from the reworked cover of Jazz Age sheet music. Give it as a gift and you're bound to get kissed, blue or not. It is available on apparel, magnets, pillows and a bunch of stuff. “Red Lips, Kiss My Blues Away” came out in March of 1927 as an orchestral recording with vocal and ukulele accompaniment. Here's lyrics sample. “I don't worry when the blues come stealing I know how to cure them right away. Anytime I get that lonesome feeling, I call up my sweetie and say: Red lips kiss my blues away.” You can learn the song on Youtube if you want to sing it to your sweetie. Have a look and find a gift for your sweetie. Also available as a fine art print on Artspan, peterjketchum.com.

COLOR OUTSIDE THE LINES is a bold design on shirts, stickers, totes, etc. It’s about not sticking to the rules. Wear the tee and declare your independence. Give Color Outside the Lines as a gift on mugs or pillows to your friends who also break the rules. Or who don’t, and should. “You have to color outside the lines once in a while if you want to make your life a masterpiece.” That’s what the scientist Albert Einstein said. And he was a pretty smart dude. Order now. It’s the smart thing to do.

This extraordinarily fashionable cat is British, not French! It is adapted from an early acrylic of mine which in turn was adapted from a British postcard series. Outrageously affordable on a variety of gifts. For information about me the humble award-winning artist see www.peterjketchum.com.

DUMB PHONE is a new design available on a variety of products. Buy something for anyone addicted to their smartphone. Smartphones have turned us into compulsive communicators. Smartphones are Intruders, Destroyers, Spies, Control Freaks. Our phones are smarter than we are. We are a stupid species with smart phones, says the neuroscientist Abhijit Naskar. But I rant. And it would be dumb to give up my smartphone. I loved my old heavy black, dumb phone. You could slam the receiver down. Can’t slam a smartphone down. It is too fragile. A fragile, electronic nerd. Honor dumb phones. Buy a tee. Or mug. Thanks.

Here's a simple retro Father's Day graphic called FATHER DEAREST and it's on a bunch of gifts fpr Father's Day. If you don't know where babies come from, this graphic has a good clue if you look closely. It's offered here on a mug. Also on tees, pillows, and stuff. Maybe a pin for his lapel? Once you buy a gift here, check out the print version on Artspan www.peterjketchum.com.

Boy, GIrl,Queer, Male, Straight, Lesbian, Hetero, Gender Fluid, Nonconforming, Female, Non-binary. Labels yuk. Just be an unlabeled you. JUST BE!

So you are on Tinder and a possible hookup writes, "Ego quidem vampire." For God's sake, SWIPE LEFT! Unless you are into blood and gore and carry a cross. The words are Latin. They mean, "In fact I AM a vampire." You don't need the angst. You can do better. You can't do worse. The bold garishly-colored design comes on a bunch of stuff, tees and magnets. Also available as prints on my web page, www.peterjketchum.com. Buy one and put it where you can see it if you are dating on line. There are a lot of creeps out there! Check out my web page. www.peterjketchum.com. Thanks.

Murder in the Laundry Room is my design adapted from a 1930's b&w soap ad which said "A stunning gown, but her hands say housework." I deleted the original words and inserted my own in the box. Housework IS murder, is it not? And oh, those pesky bloodstains. Murderous to get out. A droll design for tee shirt or pillow. Gift it to your most sadistic friends. And my advice: help with the housework or be sorry. Choose gifts now. Also available as inexpensive fine art prints in various sizes on my Artspan page, www.peterjketchum.com. But buy stuff here first! Thanks! P.S. it IS a bitch to get out!

Perfect for artists, this design's adapted from physiognomy, or face reading. The image is on tees, pillows and a bunch of stuff in my store. Physiognomy is the belief that a face reveals the personality behind it. The idea goes back 500 years to Pythagoras who picked his math students by what he saw in their faces. Physiognomy is palm reading but with faces. And every bit as scientific. So, if your forehead is high and broad like this one, you have an artistic personality. It shows intelligence and an affinity for the arts. You’re a high brow. I, BTW, have a high forehead. Buy gifts or self-rewards here in my shop. Then see my fine art on Artspan, www.peterjketchum.com. Thanks.

Glama Cat is a spoof of the Blackgama ads. Everyone cat in the whole wideworld is, of course, a glamorous legend. This kitty glam isa perfect addition for your wardrobe. Find this furry delight on pillows, tees and other inexpensive stuff here on TeePublic. After you make your purchases here, take a cat-cautious stroll and check out my prints of this and other glamour pusses on Artspan: www.peterjketchum.com.

“Cupcakes! You're going down.” Coach Hedge bellows to his students in Rick Riodan's The Lost Hero. The same warning goes for this big pink cupcake. Where's it going? DOWN! Down the hatch. The food tube. The gullet. Ending in the stomach and sweet sweet nirvana. In two, maybe three bites. Yum. After you buy the cupcake on pillows, tees and other inexpensive stuff here in my store, look at my Artspan web page: www.peterjketchum.com. Buy tees and things here on Tee Public first. It makes your gift-shopping a piece of cake. And the cost? Icing on the cake it's so low!

Gifts for the Rubik's Cube challenged. A brag shirt, maybe, or a mug. OKAY. So some scary nerd SOLVED it in 17 seconds. Big whoop. We mortals take longer. Days even. Be proud of your accomplishment no matter how long it took. Could that 17 second Rubik's solver down a beer and punctuate it with a burp in the same time frame? Doubtful.

Jesus! No matter what your governor says, WEAR A MASK. It's a big help in curbing this monster Covid Plague. Not fake news. Reality. Be brave. Wear one even if others don't. Gift this message to a doubting Tom, Dick or Harriet on a shirt or mug or magnet. But I preach. Just spread the word, and not the disease. Give an unbeliever a gift of smarter living. Thanks. Other art by this artist can be seen at www.peterjketchum.com.