Machete Kids T-Shirts

Get ready to meet your favorite tough guy! Danny Trejo is an American actor and filmmaker with a legendary career spanning decades. From his distinctive tattoos to his iconic roles in movies like "Machete" and "Con Air," Trejo is a true icon of popular culture. His inspiring life story of overcoming adversity has made him a role model for many. Celebrate his legendary status with eye-catching designs featuring Danny Trejo!

80s boombox throwback... ch ch ch boom boom boom ah ah ah

Summer fun at Camp Crystal Lake, as Jason roasts marshmallows over his campfire. With all the kids gone, he has more marshmallows for him to roast.

Just make sure you hire really good lifeguards.

Death comes in the form of a duck this Halloween

Covid the 13th by George Micalef

Plans this week? Let me check the calendar. Oh, it's Friday the 13th. Yeah, I got plans.

Cool design for Horror fans

Camping is fun but you may want to avoid camp Crystal Lake, or anywhere with a bad history that is. You may also want to veer from anyone named Jason or machete. Hockey is but not on Friday the 13th!

In a distant alternate future a 3 headed Jason creates chaos.Mysteriously made from other Jason’s he continues doing what he does best.

Be a Land & Sea Legend: Fishman Pirate Dual Blade Tee Unleash your inner pirate with this bold tee featuring the Fishman Pirate Dual Blade! This ingenious tool is a machete and cleaver in one, conquering any terrain with ease. The graphic showcases the dual blade's power, perfect for explorers, campers, and adventurers. Chop, clear, and dominate with this symbol of preparedness. This comfy tee, made with high-quality fabric, is built to last - just like the Fishman Pirate Bolo itself. Gear up and conquer any challenge!

I can only imagine how much fun I would have with this weapons.

Are you a mexican or a mexican't?!

"Tortuga" (literally "Tortoise" in English) was a Cartel drug runner who worked for Juan Bolsa. He was also secretly a criminal informant to the DEA in El Paso about the inner workings of the cartel. He would ultimately be murdered by The Cousins on the orders of Juan Bolsa for his betrayal of the cartel.

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Looking for fresh meat. Our cold cuts are the best and butchered daily. Come on in for our Friday Specials. Get 13% percent off as a dismember. Campers welcome. On the run? Try our knife thru.

Don’t risk the lake walk.

Useful tools for the zombie apocalypse. Lets face it - It's gonna happen so you better stock up with wearable manuals of surviving it.

I love Fridays!

The original harbinger of doom, Crazy Ralph, tried his best to warn two groups of counselors. But did they listen and avoid the wrath of the Voorhees family? Nnnnnoooooooooooo!

Maculelê is a traditional Afro-Brazilian dance performed with sticks and machetes. Maculelê was created by African slaves in Brazil who worked the sugar cane plantations. It is believed that during times of rest between working, slaves would practice this dance with the machetes they used for cutting sugar cane.

Two cupcakes enter--somehow with weapons--one cupcake leaves. Cupcakes with blades are called "Cutcakes"

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Two cupcakes enter--somehow with weapons--one cupcake leaves. Cupcakes with blades are called "Cutcakes"

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The big apple is in BIG trouble!

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Jason strikes again

This is 100% new, original and unique street style tee with a oldschool italian stiletto knife. This shirt is a good gift for street ninja's and knife lovers.

Hand drawn weapon art tattoo flash.

"The counselors weren't paying any attention..." TEAM JASON - The man himself, adorable and ready to slaughter - place your bets. Friday the 13th is an American horror franchise that comprises twelve slasher films, a television series, novels, comic books, video games, and tie‑in merchandise. The franchise mainly focuses on the fictional character Jason Voorhees, who was thought to have drowned as a boy at Camp Crystal Lake due to the negligence of the camp staff. Decades later, the lake is rumored to be "cursed" and is the setting for a series of mass murders.

"Ki, ki, ki; ma, ma, ma."

Sword Knight vector illustration. Holiday object icon concept. Metal sword for game vector design. Metal war sword icon design.

He comes for you.

Post-Apocalypse Teddybear with machete