Metaphor Kids T-Shirts

Here’s a big, green, elephant standing on a small, red, ball. This symbolizes the balance between work and life (free time).

People make funny faces when reading mixed metaphors. Enjoy the laughs.

Do you have a front door? Are you in the habit of softening up your curses to make them family friendly? This is the t shirt graphic for you! Makes a funny gift too!

Are you born to make analogies? Do you daily use your skill? Then this is a great product for you or to give to friends, family and colleagues. Analogy is my passion.

Are you born to make analogies? Do you daily use your skill? Then this is a great product for you or to give to friends, family and colleagues. Analogy is my passion.

by Walt Whitman

Embrace the power of surrender with this Hanged Man Tarot Card T-Shirt. The Hanged Man represents sacrifice, suspension, and enlightenment. Wear this shirt and tap into your own rebirth and spirituality. Perfect for those who seek to let go and surrender to the flow of life. Get yours today and embrace the power of The Hanged Man.

An adorable drawing of a literal wolf in sheep's clothing, based on the biblical saying. For everyone who likes cute animals or the kawaii Japanese art style of children's manga and anime.

Yellow sign with an arrow, high voltage

Tree with colorful leaves in the form of butterflies flying.

There's an idea that philosophy is a 'dead science'... but this owl still has the outlines of life. Illustration by Lisa Haney

Abstraction. Bunch of lightnings. Pure energy

The Philosopher's Stone is the great symbol of alchemy for turning lead into gold, which is in actuality a metaphor for states of consciousness - turning ignorance into knowledge and wisdom. The Philosopher's Stone is the ancient alchemists symbol for enlightenment. This design features the symbol of the Philosopher's Stone surrounded by books on bookcases, representing knowledge, wisdom, philosophy, and enlightenment. This is the perfect gift for anyone interested in ancient alchemy and occult philosophy.

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Malaphors are the best! Enjoy the funny looks you get wearing this mixed-metaphor.

Surreal symbolic composition. Shards of reality

Show the world you love your words in style like you mean it!

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Malaphors are fantastic! Enjoy the strange looks you'll get.

Pen and ink image of a wolf carrying three severed human penises in its mouth, printed in white for dark shirts (2019)