Plot Armor Kids T-Shirts
Description: Are you or someone you care about in peril? Well you better make sure you are important to the narrative so you can't be killed, no matter how ridiculous the odds. Plot armor will summon Deus Ex Machina, cause troops known for precise marksmanship to miss every shot, or cause what would be a fatal hit to any other character's ship to be easily fixable by an astro-mech droid. Please note Plot Armor not guaranteed effective for Krillin, heroes girlfriends, or anyone named Stark
Description: Plot Armor Activated — the only reasonable explanation for a tree frog that has breached this surface, made direct eye contact, and arrived with the calm certainty of a creature that cannot be stopped by conventional means. This bold vector-illustrated frog, mid-breakthrough from a torn void of deep shadow, operates on narrative logic that supersedes physics — it has survived everything, it will survive this, and it is looking at you with the patience of something that already knows how the story ends. Because someone had to say it.
